You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
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3 Fun_Builder 2020-04-07
r/FragileWhiteRedditor gonna be pissed when they see this.
2 RoboCombat 2020-04-07
they’re already pissed 24/7
it’s not over till the mayos are
2 SpacePanther17 2020-04-07
I don’t know who the guy on the left is
2 ProEvilOperations 2020-04-07
Usually I would rant about you being a MDEgenerate mayo but this is actually 🔥🔥🔥
2 superscout 2020-04-07
This sub really should go permanently private
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-07
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 figar0ffen 2020-04-07
Glad AHS hasn't found this sub yet
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
LoL AHS also mods this sub
1 EveryDelay 2020-04-07
They have. I give it 2 months before this place gets banned
1 endians 2020-04-07
AHS can't touch us
1 chiefstone 2020-04-07
R-right guys?
1 finitewaves 2020-04-07
what if we suddenly start posting child pornography though?
1 zergling_Lester 2020-04-07
We'll make autobot ban all posts not in French. AHScels btfo!
2 Strurim 2020-04-07
A bas les AHScels
1 massive_fckwit 2020-04-07
lmao
we are going to get banned haha
7 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-04-07
If it said "Israel" instead of "Jews" it would be OK, but NOOOOO, you edgelords can't keep things straight. This is why we can't have nice bussy.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-04-07
Where’s the fucking Clinton’s
1 Zorak_Prison_Pod 2020-04-07
I can't understand memes with more than seven words, and this one has eight. So you lost me, sorry.
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
I don't read comment with more than eight words, and this one has nineteen. So you lost me, sorry not sorry.
1 GermanShepherdAMA 2020-04-07
seethe
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
I pee in the shower
1 GermanShepherdAMA 2020-04-07
Same
1 Xenoestrogenophobia 2020-04-07
Wait how were you able to count that
2 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
I copy and paste all comments into a word counter website.
1 embrace- 2020-04-07
Gotta double that to 14 words. Heil hortler!
1 Low_key_feeling_you 2020-04-07
spicy
1 MikeNY1188 2020-04-07
Just wondering how old are you, cuz mentioning Jews in this meme is not so funny.
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
1 MoistLanguage 2020-04-07
💁♀️denying they 👅 off 6 🦍 and got the 🇨🇳 🦇 🦠
1 BlueStoner 2020-04-07
I don’t understand this joke, but I’m just happy to be out of normal reddit humour
1 finitewaves 2020-04-07
the joke is how weird the habdshake is LOL
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-07
1 SnideBumbling 2020-04-07
GOOD MORNING
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1 AwanBros 2020-04-07
Who's the manlet?
1 MasterIps 2020-04-07
Based
1 CasanovaNova 2020-04-07
Shit, this is what I stayed for.
1 Assymptotic 2020-04-07
But I don't hate any of these 3.
2 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
Simp
1 Assymptotic 2020-04-07
There is no nobler calling than to simp for a Cute Chinese woman with Khazar milkers.
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
FreeKingKong
1 Assymptotic 2020-04-07
What does politics have to do with big tittied Asian girls?
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-07
YTA
1 TokitaNiko2 2020-04-07
lmfaoooooooo 😭😭😭😭