Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
lmao at this title. there literally red communities that do not have a hospital under normal conditions let alone now. if we could harness the power of midwestern drug addicts there would be no war over energy again
Nobody actually lives in Iowa, we just know it makes citycels furious when what is essentially purgatory makes the garbage reeking petri dish they call home look bad, which isn't exactly difficult
Getting hit🎯 in the nuts/penis 🍆doesnt hurt🙅♀️ nearly as much as it's made out to😒
Whenever I see 👁👁 a guy get hit down🤭👇 below, it seems customary to drop😳 down to the ground and roll around 😱like a bone was just broken 🤕 or something. I don't know🤷♀️ if this is something that was engrained🧠 in us though movies📽🕴🏻 or if it's supposed to be some sign of masculinity🏋️♂️🚵♂️🏃♂️👮♂️ to show how big😳 and sensitive🤭 your junk is🍠. Getting hit in the testicles is definitely 🚫not🚫 fun and is extremely uncomfortable🤯🤬🥵 but there's far more every day ⏰🌞things that can cause far more pain🌈🤓🤷♀️
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3 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-07
Holy fuck the amount of cope and mental gymnastics r*dditors go through
3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
This is pure untapped TDS of a form I didn't even know were possible.
"If literally one person dies anywhere in the entire state for any reason, the Governor is responsible!"
3 beachball420 2020-04-07
Florida is handling it terribly
3 Damderia 2020-04-07
Florida is 80% first generation immigrants who think the evil eye will get them if they do anything fancy like wash their hands
The remaining 20% are over the age of 100
1 funnystor 2020-04-07
How dare you disrespect the republican voter base.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
Florida man is retarded: details at 11
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-07
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-04-07
You ok snappy?
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
> Please get Covid and fucking drop dead you stupid cunt.
Literal cope and seethe. Wonder if they are dïlæted?
1 byobombs 2020-04-07
You better remind them
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
I would but I am not approved for username pingings in Deux. I'm just a lowly refugee
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2 Damderia 2020-04-07
Please don't laugh at us, we have no home and no money 😔
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1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
LOL robojannie cleaned it up
1 Yardbinn 2020-04-07
😤
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
Imagine still seething about MuH pOpUlAr VoTe 3 years later.
1 BosnianBekrija 2020-04-07
lmao at this title. there literally red communities that do not have a hospital under normal conditions let alone now. if we could harness the power of midwestern drug addicts there would be no war over energy again
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
Cope
1 YeppyBimpson 2020-04-07
I’m sure this will age well
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
Like a fine scotch
1 FinitePerception 2020-04-07
Enough with the 12 year olds, libertarian
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-07
Let em have this bro, he has to live in Iowa 🤣
2 Damderia 2020-04-07
Nobody actually lives in Iowa, we just know it makes citycels furious when what is essentially purgatory makes the garbage reeking petri dish they call home look bad, which isn't exactly difficult
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-07
Absolutely nuked from orbit.
Also I'm from Missouri but we're on lock down... so I am having fun watching our retarded cousins from the north.
1 kxxzy 2020-04-07
I'm so sorry
1 UnalignedRando 2020-04-07
Seems it works though. While liberal homos pass laws to make it easier on them if they knowingly spread HIV.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-07
why would republicans do this
1 finitewaves 2020-04-07
IOWA= INDIA confirmed
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-07
Getting hit🎯 in the nuts/penis 🍆doesnt hurt🙅♀️ nearly as much as it's made out to😒
Whenever I see 👁👁 a guy get hit down🤭👇 below, it seems customary to drop😳 down to the ground and roll around 😱like a bone was just broken 🤕 or something. I don't know🤷♀️ if this is something that was engrained🧠 in us though movies📽🕴🏻 or if it's supposed to be some sign of masculinity🏋️♂️🚵♂️🏃♂️👮♂️ to show how big😳 and sensitive🤭 your junk is🍠. Getting hit in the testicles is definitely 🚫not🚫 fun and is extremely uncomfortable🤯🤬🥵 but there's far more every day ⏰🌞things that can cause far more pain🌈🤓🤷♀️
Yes, I am a guy🗣🧘🏿♂️.
-/u/add-fueled
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1 Yardbinn 2020-04-07
Based and sissy-pilled