"Stay at home!"

1  2020-04-07 by MikeStoklasa-cel

18 comments

God I want to fuck that mouth!!

My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

Snapshots:

  1. "Stay at home!" - archive.org, archive.today

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As if I would go any place else

Haha dude, epic introvert life 😎😎😎😎

Haha gamers against coronavirus. This is easy mode for us 😎

B-b-but if I can’t go outside for my 20 minute run around the block then my mental health will go from “bad” to “totes bad” guys. How dare you prevent me from coping with my fake depression.

These kind of people don't run or do any meaningful exercise. They might have something trendy like a Peloton that they use a couple times a month for less than half an hour.

Fatty cope

Non-treadmill owner seethe

I have one, but I still like running on the road/trails

0.26-0.1% IFR

Average redditors post acab shit but call the popo 👮 🚔 on someone for sitting at a park

A bunch of about 10yo kids (like 5 of them) were playing near a high rise apartment building. That angered one of the inhabitants so much that he through a big bag filled with water on them from like the 10th floor. It fully hit one of the kids, snapping his neck. The video ended with the kid lying on the ground without moving and the other kids screaming in horror.

Top post of r/justiceserved for a while. Because these fuckers deserved to be killed for being kids while corona.

All r/justiceserved subscribers need to actually be on an FBI list, for being too pussy for LiveLeak but also self righteous about it

Sauce please

too much work

Based. Fuck them kids

Fuck them kids but not based. He should be in jail. I love it if everyone gets destroyed in a good justice served story.