I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.

Snapshots:

1. It's over for Berniecels - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

😴 old meme

It is a good one, I'll give you that

But relevant.

Ya know when I posted this I was unaware that bernard had dropped out

He hadn't yet (at least I didn't it at the time, the alerts seem to have dropped about 1 hour ago now).

Wow wait you are right... this homies like a psychic or something

OP is a Bernie staffer obviously

Obviously its because you're a glowie

wat

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

How many accounts do you have

Why the fuck are you looking at 2 month old deux threads?

Looking for nerds to troll

Bruh youre an Indian dude who posts about neuroscience and nootropics.

You are a nerd.

This is the first time someone has ever scoured my account history 😱

I'm so honored 😊

Had to see if you were a glowboy trying to track my accounts. I am relatively convinced that you really are just autistic though.

Correct. Why do you have so many accounts tho

Because they are useful

Fuck off unfunny retard

Lol mad

No, this is just unfunny. I don't give a fuck about Bernie, Biden or any Americuck politician

Cope

Who cares what your opinion is

SRDINE

Dilate

I have never been to that sub I was just asking a question

Lol cope, cuck, seethe, dilate, bussy. See? I'm also a funny deuxchad like y'all

Whine more please

y'all

SRDine confirmed

yall

Hello AHS

“Y’all” is cultural appropriation sweaty 💅🏽

We don't even say Y'all, we just say yall when online. (though tbf, autocorrect)

Why are you talking like a faggot?

That's culturist 🙄

Y’all

Whitey detected.

Remember guys, don't downvote the lolcow!

This is a top-tier meme. Cry about it

Stop downvoting the lolcow retards

S E E T H E

How is healthcare free for black ppl?

It’s called Medicaid faggot

Basketball and football scholarships maybe

Emergency room

This. When I went to the ER for colitis there was at least 5 or 6 of them with their kids and some petty bullshit.

Meanwhile I had to wait about an hour with terrible stomach pain and shitting every 3 minutes.

When I worked at KFC this one woman would go to the ER for everything.

KFC

What did he mean by this 🤔

I was one of 2 white people who worked there. Black culture is wild. All very nice to me and cool people. They just seem to live a different life style to what I was used to.

I bet it was loud AF every day lol

All the guys working were high as shit and just cooked chicken or deep fried fish (It was a KFC Long John Silver combo). The women though would get loud but they were funny as shit.

Did you COLONIZE any of them

Medicaid

I need to get on that shit

Affirmative action?

They go to the ER and never pay. Their credit is shit but it doesn't matter to them. So they effectively just get it free.

America kicks ass