I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.
As a bipartisan, I have accepted Trump as President and aim to make enough on his blatant market manipulation to lock GOP out of votes once political unrest sets in.
Hate me or love me, Trump would have made more on options than real estate and that’s how he shows us millennials he’s about the biggest fuck up since Osama Bin Laaden, a man who once hung out with Republicans.
Memes aside part of me feels bad for these desperate Bernie folks.
They saddled themselvse with stupid amount of debt for degrees no employer wants because they were afraid of entering the real world, now work shit jobs, hate their lives, and they gambled it all (including the little wealth they had left) on an old do-nothing senator whose never had the stones to win anything serious who got beat out by a dementia addled madman who's based beyond belief yet somehow still gets the votes of black people who are so low info they think he might be directly related to Obama.
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13 RareSector0 2020-04-08
I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.
9 constantinople_2053 2020-04-08
Better get in, Nigguh! Joey B ain't stopping till the White House be the the trap house 😎🤴🏿 🍨
8 SynthGood 2020-04-08
What happened, who won the US elections?
14 FirstCatchOfTheDay 2020-04-08
Trump
7 Jannieseatcum 2020-04-08
HOLY SHIT HE TAPPED OUT
7 Ayuyuyunia 2020-04-08
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
6 More-Assumption 2020-04-08
It puts a smile on my face to see all the smug chapo trannies seethe over this I hope they never get tired of losing
6 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-08
Stolen from /r/neoliberal
6 NecroC 2020-04-08
GUY I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW, I STOLE MY UNCLES CREDIT CARDS AND MAXED THEM OUT TO FUND TULSI GABBARD AS A MONEY LAUNDRING SCHEME
7 malthuswaswrong 2020-04-08
Have you tried asking for a refund? I hear Bernie will be giving refunds.
6 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-04-08
Lmao they are so defeated. Not even threatening violence and 'revolution' for this, pathetic. They'll be ridin with Biden by May 1st.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/fx8j4w/its_over_sadly_heartbroken_we_needed_him_more/
I think it's even worse for them considering 2 months ago they thought his victory was inevitable.
5 brodudebrodude123 2020-04-08
😂😂😂This is nuclear levels of seethe.
My thumbs hurt from sending so many mocking PMs.
6 LepetitJeremy 2020-04-08
BEND THE KNEE
5 char_67 2020-04-08
r/politcalhumor modmail is where the comedy is at
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-04-08
I NEED to see this
3 -Shank- 2020-04-08
Based vacation home man
7 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-08
He should buy a really nice rv and a boat with the leftover donations my recommendation for the name of the boat "no refunds"
3 demotecontrol 2020-04-08
It’s over(again) for Berniecels
3 BlooCheckmark 2020-04-08
OP right now
2 372x4 2020-04-08
So much fucking salt from berniecels apperaing rn, I can bury Carthago on it
2 Furweeb 2020-04-08
Bernie is a common man like us!!! He is no greedy rich sleazeball!!!
2 heroizen 2020-04-08
NOOOOOOO NOT MY HTRNINOOOS WHAT HAPPENED TO FEEL THE BERNIOOOS
1 [deleted] 2020-04-08
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1 CapturedSociety 2020-04-08
As a bipartisan, I have accepted Trump as President and aim to make enough on his blatant market manipulation to lock GOP out of votes once political unrest sets in.
Hate me or love me, Trump would have made more on options than real estate and that’s how he shows us millennials he’s about the biggest fuck up since Osama Bin Laaden, a man who once hung out with Republicans.
1 Swerve-Bro 2020-04-08
Memes aside part of me feels bad for these desperate Bernie folks.
They saddled themselvse with stupid amount of debt for degrees no employer wants because they were afraid of entering the real world, now work shit jobs, hate their lives, and they gambled it all (including the little wealth they had left) on an old do-nothing senator whose never had the stones to win anything serious who got beat out by a dementia addled madman who's based beyond belief yet somehow still gets the votes of black people who are so low info they think he might be directly related to Obama.