Trump wins -> reddit seethes

Biden wins -> reddit seethes

We're winning either way 😂😂😂

This is true centrism.

Corn Pop was a bad dude

And he ran a bunch of Bad Boys.

Makes sense. Apparently so many of them are suicidal lmao.

Please, I know everyone’s extremely upset. I’ve poured tons of time, money, phone banking, etc into the Bernie campaign. We all wanted this so badly and it NEEDED to happen, but please, vote for Joe when all is said and done.

Donald Trump is legitimately the worst, most corrupt piece of shit, barely human being to ever take the position of the president. If we don’t vote or vote third party we are doing Trump a favor. He’ll more than likely get another ONE, or potentially in the worst case scenario TWO Supreme Court picks if he wins again. Say goodbye to abortion rights, say goodbye to any justice at all. The country will be the closest thing to a dictatorship we’ve ever seen. If these last four years haven’t convinced you to vote against Trump I don’t think anything ever will, and we’ll continue to suffer as a country because our guy didn’t win, and we won’t accept any other option. Bernie himself will endorse Joe Biden and beg us to vote for him because he knows damn well that the alternative is extremely dangerous to the fabric of what little democracy we have left.

At least if Joe wins we can put the pressure on him every day, hold him accountable for every little thing, and push him as far left as we can. He’ll have no choice if the people are constantly up his ass. Let’s face it, we were all very complacent with Obama and rarely held him accountable for anything. We can do this with Joe but can we at least PLEASE tip toe in the right direction and not further into a full blown catastrophe with Trump. The world itself is legitimately relying on us to get Trump the fuck out of office and get his ass in jail. Enough is enough. Please vote, please please vote. And if you’re not gonna vote or you’re going to vote third party, then you may as well put a check mark next to Trumps name instead.

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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Idk why Bernie bros care about abortion. Do they think he'll give them government mandated girlfriends?

They want to make the choice their parents were too weak to make.

Fuck that Trump isn’t worse than Biden.

I dearly wish Trump was actually as extreme as the twitter wokeoids think he is

He’s still a huge pussy for not banning all Chinese nationals from the country on Day One of his term.

I also want to see him seize all their real estate and redistribute it.

There’s so much more he could do tbh.

I’m in California. I’m here for the redistribution of these assholes just sitting on real estate.

Being from Boston, tell me about it.

They’ve been the sole reason for rent spikes that are forcing families who’ve been here for generations out. I fuckin’ hate em.

Can’t stand seeing those smug fucks in sports cars that daddy paid for to hide money from the CCP. Not to mention the ones infesting our universities here and siphoning research to their overseers.

I walk down Commonwealth and it’s like walking through Beijing.

Can’t wait for the day they’re forced out, it’ll be relief from the locust swarm. I make sure to treat them like shit in the meantime.

I pray every day that Daddy GEOTUS has the balls to do it. That’s where I’m 100% all-in in executive power.

Are you for real? Not all Chinese are like that.

Every Chinese is a bugman clone so yes they are

I’m 100% for real - cry about it. I don’t give a shit about ‘not all Chinese’, in my experience, they are.

It’s simply an infestation to me. If they want recognition and respect they can start speaking English, stop being shitty, and stop ruining my city.

If they exist, the ones you say who ‘aren’t all like that’ should focus on controlling the others. That’s on them, not me.

The problem is you only see past race. I have no obligation to control what my race does. However you have an obligation to not treat me like shit because of it.

You are a fool. The entire Chinese Culture is focused on destroying any rival. Country, state, province, town, family, club, individual- who ever is in the way of success must be eliminated by any means necessary. You are one of those faeries that says: "I hate the CCP, not the People!" The CCP is made of of "The People", you wimp!

Proof? Also most Chinese people don’t control the Chinese government you tard. Either way, that’s no reason to kill people. We didn’t kill every random German citizen for being controlled by the Nazis, did we?

We killed Nazi-Sympathizer Germans, you weakling. And ALL Chinese ARE CCP-Sympathizers, except Hong Kong/Taiwanese.

Im still waiting for the ban on everyone darker than a sheet of printer paper.

Is the test taken before or after the orange spray tan?

After, of course. Wouldn't be much of a dictatorship if cumskinoids had some special privileges.

BIDEN IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE fuck out a here crakkka

Piss

You are a PATHETIC LOSER, like Bernie, and like Biden. STFU for the next 5 years, Lord Trump will rule.

He ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’

My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us,” Biden continued. “My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I – and he said, ‘I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics- – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’

I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.’ But I didn’t know that apology was gonna work.

He said, ‘you apologize to me?'” Biden went on. “I said, ‘I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.’ He said, ‘OK,’ closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

I've known more coherent downies.

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10-4 good buddy heard ya loud and clear, I'll get that concrete mix to you as soon as I'm done eating my early bird special at Denny's - oh, I didn't see you there, little millennial. Little millennial bitch. I used to buy crappy quality tools, shirts, and ladies perfumes at Sears and now you killennials have killed them.

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Pathetic

LMAO they're actually children

That's funny because if he did win we would all be living in the sewers.

Real life is just like le children's cartoon!!

#RIDINWITBIDEN2020

WHOOOO LET'S DO THIS

why did you post a capeshit reference? not a good look to know capeshit.

Fuck, I revealed myself.

Redeem your honor, friendo. I will be your tearful second.

Wait that Berni guy was from capeshit all along? Are burger politics even real?