Neekolul still isn’t entirely sure precisely what pushed her 15-second lip-sync-along into the rarified air of virality, but she’s identified some of the ingredients.
There’s no way she doesn’t realize it’s because she has perfect tits that are prominently featured in her posts right?
“But they thought I was crazy and proceeded to lecture me about how I should become a man and stop worshipping women, without realizing I’m actually a 17 year-old girl.”
Lol, if you've ever heard a drunk lesbian moaning about some straight girl she knows, who she wishes she was dating (but is dating some guy who's totally wrong for her), you'd realize that women can easily simp for other women.
Neekolul has acknowledged the idea of simps on multiple occasions. Toward the middle of March, she talked about simping on her stream, saying that she didn’t understand “what’s wrong with worshipping a girl”
Wonder if she'll still be saying that, when CG bots and suited up actors turn her industry into the thot rustbelt.
3/10 caked up in makeup with average tits and makes millions. The industrial revolution is humanities 2nd greatest mistake, only behind giving women rights.
“Simping is actually kinda fun,” he told Kotaku in a Twitter DM, noting that he simps for Neekolul because she’s pretty and “seems like a nice person.” “It’s not really about trying to impress the girls you simp for. It’s just really fun to do. A joke between me and my followers is how big of a simp I am, so that’s why it’s in my bio.”
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15 clean-it-up-jannies 2020-04-09
There’s no way she doesn’t realize it’s because she has perfect tits that are prominently featured in her posts right?
10 notcyberpope 2020-04-09
Fake tits*
11 alexicov 2020-04-09
*Wise investment
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-04-09
It's her face not her tits that got me off retard
11 Ivaninvankov 2020-04-09
I hate women so goddamn much
10 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-04-09
Lol, if you've ever heard a drunk lesbian moaning about some straight girl she knows, who she wishes she was dating (but is dating some guy who's totally wrong for her), you'd realize that women can easily simp for other women.
Wonder if she'll still be saying that, when CG bots and suited up actors turn her industry into the thot rustbelt.
9 Prabdr40 2020-04-09
3/10 caked up in makeup with average tits and makes millions. The industrial revolution is humanities 2nd greatest mistake, only behind giving women rights.
8 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-09
lmao
8 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-09
The former led to the latter, making it the greatest mistake.
3 boloklolok 2020-04-09
Imagine being in your mid-30s or however old Faggotson is and writing about teenagers on tik tok for a living. Seriously pathetic 😔😔😔
1 theyearsstartcomin 2020-04-09
Noooooo! Shes 22! Shes a heckin adulterino!!!!!
2 Jac1nto 2020-04-09
Good god fuck kotaku in general
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-09
They targeted gamers. Gamers.
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1 Gyro_dies_in_part_7 2020-04-09
“Simping is actually kinda fun,” he told Kotaku in a Twitter DM, noting that he simps for Neekolul because she’s pretty and “seems like a nice person.” “It’s not really about trying to impress the girls you simp for. It’s just really fun to do. A joke between me and my followers is how big of a simp I am, so that’s why it’s in my bio.”
Ultimate gigachad
1 SnideBumbling 2020-04-09
i google pusey 3 trillion result
1 SCP_1370 2020-04-09
Isn’t this the hoe who told her followers to worship her or somthin
1 beachball420 2020-04-09
This is why we need GamerGate