Mayofoid cracks the secret to contacting the world of the paranormal : it was alcohol all along

1  2020-04-09 by UnalignedRando

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"A ghost made me pass out and shit myself"

fuckin hate when that happens 😡

Drunks aren't big on taking responsibility, and this one somehow invented a whole new level of excuses.

Well, in my house the ghost cuts put the middle man and shits and vomits (and sometimes cooms) in my bed himself, when I'm shitfaced.

lol good god, hello good morning

Not enough people called that person a retard. Drunks are always disappointing.

there's a very bizarre movie called the alcoholist where a drunkard who had his wife killed by his neighbor or something is encouraged by a social worker to go and murder the guy which he does, at one point he experiences full on psychosis because he drinks while taking anti-psychotics, this reminds me of that. might go watch that now.

this is less drama, and more pathetically sad

he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous

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For more amusement, check out her post history. She is a total trainwreck of a human with barely 2 braincells