Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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6 myNAMEjef420 2020-04-10
White women out here throwing vodka bottles at guys and cutting their fingers off then say "can't help being a scorpio".
4 SnapshillBot 2020-04-10
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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4 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-10
They have a very odd strategy when it comes to get high value males or any males for that matter
2 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-10
They get away with it because of simps. Sexbots when?
1 anotherincel 2020-04-10
when asian stemcels are force fed blackpills
1 Speedvolt2 2020-04-10
We already have bussy
1 librepensador93 2020-04-10
FDS is a man-hating sub for women Who still want to date men.
2 forseti911 2020-04-10
"Johnny Deep" is a fantastic porn name.
1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-04-10
“serves him right for dumping vanessa”
FDS landwhales can openly support violence and the simp admins will still leave then alone.