Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
Yeah how dare I actually read God's word, instead of listening to some priest that is no closer to God than I am just so I can partake in some rituals.
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3 Rosey9898 2020-04-10
u/--Shamus-- kinda based for a fedora tipper
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-10
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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1 Gaswash 2020-04-10
Lutherans>>>>>Catholics
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-10
Imagine turning your back on the Communion of Saints and Holy See to stan some quitter who left a flounce Post-it
1 Gaswash 2020-04-10
Yeah how dare I actually read God's word, instead of listening to some priest that is no closer to God than I am just so I can partake in some rituals.
Anyways Stan Martin Luther