who could have predicted this!?!

1  2020-04-10 by SureKale2

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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nooooooo they were all happy to be there there's nothing emotionally abusive about this type of situation

it was the xir on the lower right. he cracked the baby's skull, broke its arms, legs and ribs.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

When it's your turn to cuddle, but the baby start crying

Yeah, because non-degenerate people can't have a normal relationship nowadays... It was totally society.

This, unironically

So you have to be a giga-Chad to live normal?

Yes, but as DeuxChads we will be living our best lives.

was the one on the top right the father

🐸 🍡

Yeah the one on the top right is the soy version of Chad. Wins most of the board games and gets to creampie the slampig shortly after joining the family. 😼

Wow I was gonna guess lower left

He chose 25% of a polypiggy over a life of inceldom whereas the one on the bottom right chose the lifestyle specifically to kill babies (which is still only the 10th worst motivation to be poly).

I absolutely guessed lower right. The other three look low key gay for each other. While lower rights looks like a loser man child who throws a temper tantrum from time to time and can not get an actual relationships, so he had no other choice but to be the 4th boyfriend.

Someone linked full 10 minutes documentary here(?) yesterday. That guy tried the gay they said, but it didn't work, whatever that means. He also looked constantly pissed like he was any second about to slap a baby, but back then the baby wasn't there yet

In his previous life he was a pibbie

Male feminists are the pibbles of men.

β€œI am so distraught that words cannot describe,” the grandmother said. β€œOh the horror of all this! I’m so overwhelmed with pain, heartache and sorrow over this.”

She should've reacted like that when her granddaughter got into a poly relationship and use that negative emotion to beat the poly out of her.

I knew it was him he seemed so fucking depressed in the video. He was getting jokerfied by the second 🀑

Post this on r/polyamory

It's a wholesome poly story 😍

Nice, that was my guess!

He looks the most normal

Is it the one with low self esteem?

Without a doubt

He just needed to take a shower😴

Like that narrows it down

Huh, I would have thought all that soy would have wiped away his mammalian basic instinct.

First thing I thought of was a lion taking over a pride.

"I'm just here to bang your mom, kid. Don't expect too much."

Based and Zoopilled

Based and Zoopilled

When a mother is living with a male feminist there is a 50% chance of child abuse. When a mother is living with four male feminists then that percentage increases to 200%. This is a scientific fact.

r/theydidthemath r/todayilearned

reddit moment

r/wholesome r/whiteboyextinction

A problem which solves itself, really.

You need to account for the higher frequency that foids beat or murder children than moids too. That poor tyke, it never even began.

ok incel

I take it that you’re the bottom left one?

my money's on the upper right. Only a ginger NPC could say that shit

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Anyone over the age of 17 is a boomer and anyone who has an opinion is an incel

yes. And?

New account, made to push people buttons. Yeah a seething bitch raised you so your mental wiring is so messed up you derive pleasure from imagining other people being distressed. I pitty you sadist. Wallow in your statistically likely to be sad life.

Lmao you sound so made at a stranger lol. Keep swiping bro, eventually you'll find a woman to take it out on so you and your white trash family can keep the cycle going

You produce raised eyebrows and facepalms not anger, spiteful mutant. The reason why you imagine anger is because you are used to your existence creating anger in the seething bitch who made you. That does not give me satisfaction. It is actually truly sad. Nobody deserves to be abused and their brain so fucked up by lack of love they become sadistic themselves. Pray for clarity.

Project more, seething redpill incel

What a generic NPC line. Very low IQ. All your evil back at you.

Absolutely FUMING redpillcel

develop πŸ‘ social πŸ‘ skills πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ sorry πŸ‘

Generic bot lines lol. I sincerily hope this is a bot and not a human because if it is, it's pathetic.

Are you gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

Projecting redpillcel. Stay seething πŸ˜‚

So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

Snapshots:

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Monogamy is a social construct

No one cares

Yea you do couples in poly relationships make you unironically seethe πŸ˜‚

Obviously

Monogamy is a social construct necessary to stop shit like this from happening, and roving bands of incels looting and burning.

πŸ€”... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

You know monogamy is a mating strategy derived from billions of years of evolution, right?

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Idc

Lmaooooo you're seething

No novelty accounts on doe-drama. You are dismissed.

Yes, and?

Polygamy is the only way your daddy lawlz is ever going to get some pussy

So is shitposting but that doesn’t seem to stop you

You're such a try hard. You create a meta username for the lulz. Stick to lurking, no more commenting for you. You fucking retard. If God is real I hope he gives you a debilitating mental illness

Sounds like you're about to cry πŸ‘Ά

Nah dude. Looking at these other replies it look likes nobody values anything that comes from you. That's why you use someone elses' persona for the funnies.

Oh no redditors don't value what I say πŸ˜’πŸ˜”πŸ˜­

What in the Goddamn hell you talking about? Take a walk outside you fat fuck. Get corona, rape your stepdad, and then kill yourself

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yeah react with emojis and then go back to your dead end life

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Lol at taking anything I say seriously πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

lolol cope cope

Cope

Like consent

Cringe 🀒

Male feminism, not even once.

Cucks (clockwise from top):
Sci-fi simp, scrawncuck o'daniels, chadwick cuckmeister, Jethro 'likes to watch' McCuck

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Just because she weighs 4x the weight of a normal woman, doesn't mean she deserves 4 boyfriends/husbands. Fk simps.

I don't know what this post is trying to say. Im retarded, you're retarded, everyone that commented is retarded. We should all kill ourselves and then hopefully society will improve

Baucom had possibly injured the child while he was baby-sittingΒ 

I guess he didn't like to babysit while his gf was fucking someone else.

Those guys are clearly not studs, but my god, I'd never be thirsty enough to fuck that thing.

what about go family style on her? 🀀

Love it when a problem solves itself.

Three step-fathers? Baby had no chance.

Good news guys! Looks like there's a spot open.

It's like the Chernobyl of genetics on display there.

you did a fascism, you did an ableism, you did a sexism

They call that a three pointer.

In fairness, anything coming from that genetic material should be killed off 😏😀

Neckbeard Redditors irl

and then there were 3