You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won

Snapshots:

1. Moid claims wifey won't let him ups... - archive.org, archive.today

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If she's camming to make money for the both of you to have a happy and leisurely life, is that too much or is that okay with you? Because to me, that's the obvious answer. She needs room, she's got cameras, but she doesn't want to tell you what she's doing. Would that be a dealbreaker for you or is it the not knowing and her not being open with you that feels like a betrayal?

If you ARE okay with that - or with a variety of other shady things that seem less likely but are still possible - then I think it's a conversation that needs to be had. It's likely, given what you've said about her past and her resistance to certain topics, that she may have abuse and/or trauma that she's dealing with and it may not be something she's comfortable talking about, but you still deserve to know and you're being very understanding. And, if you're okay with whatever she's doing she can live more openly.

lmfao imagine being this cucked

You are a simp weak man. You should be cheated on fornbeing this weak. Just grab your. Fucking balls and go upstairs jesus

based drunkposter

weird thought, but what if she's surprising you with something? I mean you know your girl better than we do.. but that's always a possibility right? idk man im just hoping nothing crazy is going on

fucking lol

Pretty sure she's hiding your spine up there mate

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i absolutely love drunkposters. like you said, they're hella based.

it truly is true that the sober man's thoughts are the drunkard's speech

In vino veritas, unironically

The replies to that first comment are hilarious

I appreciate the author taking the time to build up the character by posting a month before this.

Quarantine posting.

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Well if he's all alone downstairs, he has some spare time

Are you chad-maniac femcel whore ?

m*id detected

get you and your rapeworm outta here, m*id

PREEEEEEAAAAAAAAACHHHH QUEEEEEEEEB

she’s definitely running an OnlyFans account lmao

First thing I thought of; houses aren't cheap. I need more details about the smell if I'm gonna jack off to this tho

Yeah how the fuck do you just mention "there's a smell" without actually describing it. What kind of smell? Like a filthy unwashed dildo collection? Embalming fluid? Dead raccoons?

My man's wife be smearing her period blood on a canvas and listening to Fight Song on repeat

"Say what you want about onlyfans, but I got my dream house at 22"

Why does she need the whole floor though

Why does no-one else suggest a cook / grow room?

hopefully that's the case, beats getting cucked because if OP finds out about it the bitch might split the money so he doesn't rat out

if camwhore operation OP's doomed. either he becomes an actual soycuck if she manages to further manipulate him, or he'll be sent in to a deep pit of despair and low self-esteem (not that he already had any, pussy couldn't alpha stride up the stairs lmao) before being abandoned in favour of a new man that can provide beta bucks

He's already an absolute soycuck if he won't go upstairs.

life advice related subreddit

real story

Pick one.

I've dated a Kelsey before and she was fucking batshit, so I kinda believe this one.

lol that settles it then

fake as hell

love seeing all the copeposters pretend it's anything else than a e-whoring operation, or worse, know it is but calling it "sex work" or telling OP to "communicate" and "be open if you're okay with it" as if OP isn't getting cucked by an emotionally abusive foid that knows she can dominate this absolute omega "male" and not having the balls to stop it

fucking plebbitors man

This nigga not allowed in his own house 😂😂

only a redditor could be so pathetic

I think she either has ocd or is a werewolf