Oh, go crawl back into DeuxRAMA, or GoldandBlack, or whatever other gross anarchocapitalist incel spawnpit you originally crawled out of. Mammals are talking here, Pepe.

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How insecure of your receding hairline are you that you sleep in a damn beanie? Also i can smell the heroin cooking through the screen.

Seriously, is she banging Tim Pool? Just shave it and own it. I'm bald and I'd feel weird just wearing my hat indoors. I can't imagine sleeping in one.

are we really supposed to believe that this guy fell asleep wearing a beanie and his glasses but no shirt?

if they are poly cucks, they are able to do all kinds of degeneracy really

Depends. My dad shaves his head and he often wears a beanie to bed because his head gets too cold lol.

lol the plight of baldcels.

Ironically he has a full head of hair but hates doing anything with it so he shaves it down to nothing. He's got a killer head shape though so I don't blame him lol

i c, the few people who pull of being bald look pretty alpha tbh.

My old man is legitimately a Chad. Still jacked in old age and suave as a motherfucker. Ngl, it hurts knowing that my dad is 10x as Chadly as I'll probably ever be. Dude looks like a slightly less swole Kratos. It's bullshit.

lol rip you, better get of your ass and put those chad genes to work then, but you know wait a few weeks intill the chinese kung flu virus chinese CN is over.

Bro you probably have Chad potential in there somewhere, you should hit the gym and roid up

I'm a solid Brad-level. I've got a good face and build but I definitely need to hit the weightroom again for maximum potential. If I ever go bald I'm 100% going full Rich Piana when it comes to test lol. My old man is an anomaly though.

based. Just remember prettyboy face = slim+lowbodyfat, masc face = jacked. If you're twinkish go for slim body rather than muscle mass. Also the best improvement for your face is a thick neck, you should be doing everything in this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gimeRpdqWQw

I'm a weird middle ground there. I have my dad's build so I've got a broad back, check, and shoulders with rather slim waist (29-30") so I'm basically shaped like an upside-down triangle. I've got a great chin and decent jaw, but I've been told my face has a lot of "youth" to it so I look youbg/pretty. All I can imagine is getting to my dad's level of Kratos-swole but having a baby face and it makes me laugh.

Glad to see another waistlet lmao. And np, I would say you should just go full prettyboy then, grow longer hair to compliment the jawline and stay slim. Women love that shit

It's a staged photo. Nobody sleeps with their glasses on.

You start enjoying an impossible whopper for the low price of $3.99, and the next thing you know, you’re snuggling with one of your wife’s 4 boyfriends in a bed you paid for. And she’s also posting your face on a polynigger subreddit, so you’re now unemployable. Life comes at you fast

imagine the smell

Unwashed snatch, pizza rolls, wet dog, weed, dried semen, vanilla vape fumes... am I missing anything?

Poop 💩

I think it's three men tbh

He/she/xe talks like a w*man, so I just assumed. I should never make that assumption on this sad website

ass crack juice, funky ass socks, pussy fart sweat, poc armpits on a sunny day, 30 days old pee bottle, fermented tampon, corpse maggots

Fentanyl/heroin, maybe meth ingredients. Lots of moldy clothes with bodily fluids on them. Probably some food in a corner.

Alexa, can you submit a ticket with Amazon? My soy shipment is two weeks late and I’m having withdrawals

Of course pitbull owners are cucks who sleep with their child-maulers

I will ALWAYS take another bulldog 🐶

🐶💊

even worse, it's a trancel, so not only it's zoophilia, but also animal abuse cuz thier bussy to tight for a doge pepe to go through

Bulldogs are such retarded dogs, they can barely breathe lmao

Helps that I'm a full time tattoo artist

The more I read, the worse it gets. Imagine she dumps them when they run out of tattoo practice space. 🤭

Those guys look exactly like the kind of guys I would expect to be okay with their girlfriend fucking other men.

Tattoos ✔

Beards ✔

Sleeping in bed with dogs ✔

Cucks ✔

Yep, it's real cracka hours 😎

Beyond parody

mayos have broke all rules of universe and they need to be stopped.

Please stop us

I'm always amazed when people go out of their way to be stereotypes.

"Bull" lmao