wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
BrazilianSigma, after realizing that /r/IncelTears is private, realized his life's work is gone in an instant. He rises up from his basement, into the sunlight he has never seen in years, he has a thought, (Perhaps I should meet a girl in real life) he thinks to himself.
So he goes to the local bar, a fair maiden, huge tits and bleach blonde hair who vaguely resembles this model, his heart is pounding, he starts sweating, and he comes close to jizzing in his pants. He stares intently, he proceeds to make his way over. (I can finally lose my virginity, for I see a real girl) he thinks, about to score his victory.
He waddles up to this Stacy. "U-um, hey m'lady, those virgins are s-stupid sexists, right? I m-mod I-i-iinceltears." The Stacy cringes, and her nerdy BF comes up. "Hey babe, wanna go back to my place and watch Fight Club? Maybe play that Final Fantasy VII remake?"
"Sure." Stacy responds.
BrazilianSigma, dejected and broken inside, heads back to his basement, and makes this post on /r/TheBluePill: "Stupid Incels at a bar! I witnessed some stupid incel trying to trick a Stacy ito having sex with him. This is rape culture! He even says he likes Final Fantasy VII and Fight Club! What an incel, am I right?!"
(This will own that incel! That'll show him) BS thought.
Meanwhile, at the couples' house:
"Hey BF, do you remember that weird fat guy at the bar?" Stacy asks.
"Uhh, no I don't." He responds while he fights that Scorpion Guard at the Mako Reactor.
In other news, Yemen is in the midst of a five year long civil war (read: Saudi invasion), yet Yemeni women whining about men saying no-no words is front page of reddit.
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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
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1 TheSomaCruz 2020-04-12
SIMP
1 Ed_ButterToast 2020-04-12
😂😂😂simp lmao😂😂😂
1 372x4 2020-04-12
S I M P
1 TheSomaCruz 2020-04-12
ok simp
1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2020-04-12
It's over for Sigma-cels.
1 Dis_Why_U_Inkel 2020-04-12
r/lnceITears is no longer private. We are back up and running.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
Oh cool. Go back to being weirdos obsessing over weirdos obsessing over women.
1 Lord_of_the_beans_ 2020-04-12
Alright sweet go back to bullying the mentally ill
1 quantum_darkness 2020-04-12
Who are Lncei and why do you care about their tears?
1 Dis_Why_U_Inkel 2020-04-12
Shut up nigga
1 Ed_ButterToast 2020-04-12
Imagine alogging this hard over a MGTOW post😂😂😂 these soids need a life 😂😂😂
1 TheSomaCruz 2020-04-12
You really expect Reddit's favorite incel to actually talk to a girl? Good luck with that.
1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2020-04-12
BrazilianSigma, after realizing that /r/IncelTears is private, realized his life's work is gone in an instant. He rises up from his basement, into the sunlight he has never seen in years, he has a thought, (Perhaps I should meet a girl in real life) he thinks to himself.
So he goes to the local bar, a fair maiden, huge tits and bleach blonde hair who vaguely resembles this model, his heart is pounding, he starts sweating, and he comes close to jizzing in his pants. He stares intently, he proceeds to make his way over. (I can finally lose my virginity, for I see a real girl) he thinks, about to score his victory.
He waddles up to this Stacy. "U-um, hey m'lady, those virgins are s-stupid sexists, right? I m-mod I-i-iinceltears." The Stacy cringes, and her nerdy BF comes up. "Hey babe, wanna go back to my place and watch Fight Club? Maybe play that Final Fantasy VII remake?"
"Sure." Stacy responds.
BrazilianSigma, dejected and broken inside, heads back to his basement, and makes this post on /r/TheBluePill: "Stupid Incels at a bar! I witnessed some stupid incel trying to trick a Stacy ito having sex with him. This is rape culture! He even says he likes Final Fantasy VII and Fight Club! What an incel, am I right?!"
(This will own that incel! That'll show him) BS thought.
Meanwhile, at the couples' house:
"Hey BF, do you remember that weird fat guy at the bar?" Stacy asks.
"Uhh, no I don't." He responds while he fights that Scorpion Guard at the Mako Reactor.
"Neither do I." Stacy returns, they both laugh.
1 Ed_ButterToast 2020-04-12
It never began for Sigma-cels😂😂😂
1 TheSomaCruz 2020-04-12
I feel like you’re dozing me with that last part.
1 Ed_ButterToast 2020-04-12
Oh I forgot, he’s too busy defending women😂😂😂
1 Frickjannies6969 2020-04-12
r/lnceItears
1 Moist__nuggets 2020-04-12
Nose rings are gross though tbh
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-04-12
I can appreciate a good red flag before the gussy gets to me
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-12
Most piercings/tats women get look like absolute shite yet they get them anyway.
1 FatedVIII 2020-04-12
I wonder how he feels right now. His lifes work gone in an instant because someone finally had enough of his karma whoring.
He might actually kill himself..
1 randomination 2020-04-12
In other news, Yemen is in the midst of a five year long civil war (read: Saudi invasion), yet Yemeni women whining about men saying no-no words is front page of reddit.