People who are struggling with social isolation are some of the weakest people to ever live

200  2020-04-12 by A4HighQualityPaper

Imagine being born in an age with the means to communicate with anyone anywhere. Devices that provide endless information. Various tools of entertainment and you're told all you have to do to save lives is stay the fuck at home. Not die is some war not work endless hours in a field but stay the fuck at home. Probably the easiest thing anyone in the history of mankind has ever had to do but you're so weak mentally you can't do it.

You're such a fat lazy slob you blame not being able to go to gym as a decline in mental health where the truth of the fact is if you really wanted to work out you don't need a gym just do some pushups fatass.

This is not actual isolation. You can still call your friends, post online. This goes double for all the so called introverts who are dying. Its fun to call yourself an introvert as an excuse for your lack of confidence and social skills but when it's time to actually stay at home your mental health is declining.

It just goes to show how easy people's lives have been where staying at home is the hardest thing they've done. Here's a tip. The more you stay at home the quicker this will be over with so suck it child and deal with it. This generation is pathetic and would get eaten alive if born in literally any other period in time.

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If I predict the weather for the next week and upload it to YouTube that doesn't make me a fuckin' meteorologist.

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Imagine writing at all

😂😂🤙🤙

Imagine being afraid of Corona 😂 Are you 95?

Niggas really dying from flu 😂😂

Shits not even the flu, I had H1N1, I actually thought for a minute that one was gonna kill me. My 60 year old mom had corona-Chan and still managed to plant al her annuals and buy chickens 🐓

he posted this on r/drama too cause he thought it was so good. peak reddit move. make sure to get your karma bro

If everyone wasn't wearing masked I wouldn't have even noticed the pandemic

Don’t you have a heart? Becky NEEDS to go daydrink with her friends, she NEEDS to go to the mall and get those new shoes, she NEEDS to go to the park and walk her Pitbull, she NEEDS to suck and fuck every 6 foot bearded mayo man named “Kace or Jace” who drives a new base trim Mustang and owns a golden retriever. Extroverts like her NEED to go out and “socialize” or they will LITERALLY DIE.

TLDR, you’re an incel

Imagine driving a car with under 6 cylinders 🤢🤮

This is so specific yet disturbingly accurate

No it’s not. The rose-all-day crowd would never be seen with the breed of the peace, they own corgis or labradoodles.The only white women that own pibbles are either crust punks or strippers that spend their TANF on meth

Daydrinking is non-specific enough that it's not necessarily the brunch yuppies. But the "she NEEDS to suck and fuck every 6 foot bearded mayo man named “Kace or Jace” who drives a new 2020 base trim Mustang and owns a golden retriever" has a 100% correlation with pibble-owning.

The hypothetical Jace sucking Becky is already drunk all the time, quarantine won’t interrupt her schedule of Fireball and Diet Dr.Pepper blackouts during 90 Day Fiance

you don't understand, I MUST be on antidepressants and have unprotected sex with multiple partners. I'm quirky! I'm not owned! No kids!! Abort now!!

I'm coming back here after 1 month to tell you that this is my favourite comment ever. I've bookmarked it and I come back and read it at least once a week. Thank you

I'm glad you enjoyed it :), it definitely came from past references of Beckies I've met in the past

People who are struggling with people struggling with social distancing are the equivalent of the average r/IncelTears poster

You're not the when I turn out the lights.

Seethe. Listen kiddo stay in your room and this will be over sooner or later. Be a duexchad not a srdine. Remember mental health isn't real we made it up to help weak people cope

I might be 32 and a virgin but at least I’m not an incel

I may be getting kinda bored of quarantine but at least I’m not one of those retards struggling with social distancing

What are a weak take from a weak man. People not being able to handle social distancing is affecting us all. The more people act like the pathetic people they are the longer we're in this mess but you're mad because your wife can't see her boyfriend.

There’s a difference between being a retard that still goes out in public and complaining on the internet

Calling out retards is literally the entire point of this sub

Yeah,they are same eunchs who post in İT

How did you get the dot over the big i? 🤔

sour grapes bro

u/Did_I_Read_This

No

Lmao I'm having the time of my life in isolation

In the meantime, w*men kill themselves after 1 week of reduced attention

Ahhhhh I'm consooooming government orders

Mine feels like an extended resort stay. Eating healthy, exercising, reading shit. Not even memeing, these last few weeks have been the best I’ve had in a while

Eating healty,read shit will not grow your jawline

I don't get the joke

I’m not trying to grow a jawline you fat fuck. Do burgers only think of eating or something?

No deuxcel born after 1993 knows how to ignore quarantine. All they know is eat healthy, exercise, read book, not meme, and lie (about all of it)

born after 1993

Imagine being a literal child in 2020 😂😂😂

Aren’t you breaking TOS? Jannies gonna get you 🚨🚨🚨

Pleb tier Twitter meme 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Have sex

This whole thing is a hoax. Why are only rich countries like America and Europe getting affected? Why does India only have 8,000 cases?

A lifetime of living in poo has rendered them immune to everything already

George Carlin has a good bit on that

Because Nobody goes to India and Indians don't go anywhere lmao

Tell that to the IT department.

They hit anyone who dares to go outside with a stick

imagine being a corset-wearing jane austencel and you had to isolate for months. you could do a bit of crotcheting and re-read the 3 books your family could afford for the one-hundredth time. you would go insane.

for me, i'm video conferencing with my family (MORE OFTEN THAN I USUALLY VISIT THEM IRL) and watching Randall Carlson lectures. oh the horror.

the giza pyramid is insane. i'm freaking out.

Listen here Jack how do I use self checkout? 🛒👴

hope this is not a pasta but it's true, they're such pussies. true autists can survive 1000 year alone in a 1 cubic meter room with grey walls and nothing else.

It's just my pure unbridled rage 😠

I can’t go tommy local microbrew I’m hanging myself

The worst of them will either break quarantine or kill themselvs. Either way you can thank Corona-Chan for makeing gene pool better

Keep believing if you try hard enough you can have gf,social circle,human life etc you subhuman red pill bitch.
Truth is,as sub 5 your only option is hide in your basement

Is this pasta?

Damn man,you redditor eunchs are lowest of low

All of us? 😱

The guy is an incel lmao I remember his Nofap posting while browsing shortcels he got banned for being a retarded pedo multiple times he keeps talking about jb

Oh he's serious. That makes this all that much sadder?

Yes he’s 100% serious. He told me he would get a jb gf earlier lol he’s a 21 year old Turkish pedocel retard

Is he the guy who kept posting about not eating fast food and nofap and failing multiple times per day?

Yes the pedo who says he’s gonna marry a prime jb girl at 21

Muhammedmaxxing.

He is Turkish so probably a Muslim

Keep yourself safe in these trying times, incel

The people freaking out are people whose mental health was held together by routine and staying busy. I think a lot of people are realizing they have no hobbies, don't know what makes them happy and don't actually like their "friends", they just see those people because their routines intersect and now that they don't they aren't talking.

Ngl this is kinda cringe bro. 😬👎

Oh no 😱

I can’t do heavy deadlifts and squats at my house though so your point is garbage. I’m about to snap and buy something unessential from Target.

In the early 1900 people lived with 45 other relatives in a farm. Also there was always something to do if you didn’t want to die of starvation

Take it easy man I just miss my girlfriend.

You can enjoy that femine penis later.

femine

low effort, disappointed, I deserve better

If you want masculine penis, just hit up any of your bros and dump the gf.

Ok coomer

Literally and unironically agree

I go out as much as possible because I don't want this to be over. I have a recession proof job and so the more the plebeians suffer and the economy declines, the higher my status rises. Burn it all down.

Most of them are worried more about starving to death or losing their homes if this continues.

Sorry to serious post, but whenever this sub starts jerking it's dick along with the rest of the reddit, someone has to shit in your bunchbowl and tell you it's a Mars bar.

Why do I have to stay home? What country are you in?

Uncle Ted would have no issue in this isolation.