People who are struggling with social isolation are some of the weakest people to ever live
200 2020-04-12 by A4HighQualityPaper
Imagine being born in an age with the means to communicate with anyone anywhere. Devices that provide endless information. Various tools of entertainment and you're told all you have to do to save lives is stay the fuck at home. Not die is some war not work endless hours in a field but stay the fuck at home. Probably the easiest thing anyone in the history of mankind has ever had to do but you're so weak mentally you can't do it.
You're such a fat lazy slob you blame not being able to go to gym as a decline in mental health where the truth of the fact is if you really wanted to work out you don't need a gym just do some pushups fatass.
This is not actual isolation. You can still call your friends, post online. This goes double for all the so called introverts who are dying. Its fun to call yourself an introvert as an excuse for your lack of confidence and social skills but when it's time to actually stay at home your mental health is declining.
It just goes to show how easy people's lives have been where staying at home is the hardest thing they've done. Here's a tip. The more you stay at home the quicker this will be over with so suck it child and deal with it. This generation is pathetic and would get eaten alive if born in literally any other period in time.
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1 finitewaves 2020-04-12
imagine writing long text
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Imagine writing at all
1 finitewaves 2020-04-12
😂😂🤙🤙
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-04-12
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-12
Imagine being afraid of Corona 😂 Are you 95?
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-12
Niggas really dying from flu 😂😂
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-12
Shits not even the flu, I had H1N1, I actually thought for a minute that one was gonna kill me. My 60 year old mom had corona-Chan and still managed to plant al her annuals and buy chickens 🐓
1 specialdialingwand1 2020-04-12
he posted this on r/drama too cause he thought it was so good. peak reddit move. make sure to get your karma bro
1 MonsterDaycare 2020-04-12
If everyone wasn't wearing masked I wouldn't have even noticed the pandemic
1 LoliIsArt 2020-04-12
Don’t you have a heart? Becky NEEDS to go daydrink with her friends, she NEEDS to go to the mall and get those new shoes, she NEEDS to go to the park and walk her Pitbull, she NEEDS to suck and fuck every 6 foot bearded mayo man named “Kace or Jace” who drives a new base trim Mustang and owns a golden retriever. Extroverts like her NEED to go out and “socialize” or they will LITERALLY DIE.
TLDR, you’re an incel
1 FloatyFish 2020-04-12
Imagine driving a car with under 6 cylinders 🤢🤮
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-12
This is so specific yet disturbingly accurate
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-12
No it’s not. The rose-all-day crowd would never be seen with the breed of the peace, they own corgis or labradoodles.The only white women that own pibbles are either crust punks or strippers that spend their TANF on meth
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-12
Daydrinking is non-specific enough that it's not necessarily the brunch yuppies. But the "she NEEDS to suck and fuck every 6 foot bearded mayo man named “Kace or Jace” who drives a new 2020 base trim Mustang and owns a golden retriever" has a 100% correlation with pibble-owning.
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-12
The hypothetical Jace sucking Becky is already drunk all the time, quarantine won’t interrupt her schedule of Fireball and Diet Dr.Pepper blackouts during 90 Day Fiance
1 1262663748488484 2020-04-12
you don't understand, I MUST be on antidepressants and have unprotected sex with multiple partners. I'm quirky! I'm not owned! No kids!! Abort now!!
1 MoorePenrose 2020-04-12
I'm coming back here after 1 month to tell you that this is my favourite comment ever. I've bookmarked it and I come back and read it at least once a week. Thank you
2 LoliIsArt 2020-04-12
I'm glad you enjoyed it :), it definitely came from past references of Beckies I've met in the past
1 CornReaper 2020-04-12
People who are struggling with people struggling with social distancing are the equivalent of the average r/IncelTears poster
1 FUCK_ME_IN_THE_ASSS 2020-04-12
You're not the when I turn out the lights.
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Seethe. Listen kiddo stay in your room and this will be over sooner or later. Be a duexchad not a srdine. Remember mental health isn't real we made it up to help weak people cope
1 CornReaper 2020-04-12
I might be 32 and a virgin but at least I’m not an incel
I may be getting kinda bored of quarantine but at least I’m not one of those retards struggling with social distancing
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
What are a weak take from a weak man. People not being able to handle social distancing is affecting us all. The more people act like the pathetic people they are the longer we're in this mess but you're mad because your wife can't see her boyfriend.
1 CornReaper 2020-04-12
There’s a difference between being a retard that still goes out in public and complaining on the internet
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Calling out retards is literally the entire point of this sub
1 calderian_lord 2020-04-12
Yeah,they are same eunchs who post in İT
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
How did you get the dot over the big i? 🤔
1 weboomin 2020-04-12
sour grapes bro
1 Rosey9898 2020-04-12
u/Did_I_Read_This
1 Did_I_Read_This 2020-04-12
No
1 MoorePenrose 2020-04-12
Lmao I'm having the time of my life in isolation
In the meantime, w*men kill themselves after 1 week of reduced attention
1 Harambememes69 2020-04-12
Ahhhhh I'm consooooming government orders
1 LegitimateMail0 2020-04-12
Mine feels like an extended resort stay. Eating healthy, exercising, reading shit. Not even memeing, these last few weeks have been the best I’ve had in a while
1 calderian_lord 2020-04-12
Eating healty,read shit will not grow your jawline
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
I don't get the joke
1 LegitimateMail0 2020-04-12
I’m not trying to grow a jawline you fat fuck. Do burgers only think of eating or something?
1 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-04-12
No deuxcel born after 1993 knows how to ignore quarantine. All they know is eat healthy, exercise, read book, not meme, and lie (about all of it)
1 LegitimateMail0 2020-04-12
Imagine being a literal child in 2020 😂😂😂
Aren’t you breaking TOS? Jannies gonna get you 🚨🚨🚨
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-04-12
Pleb tier Twitter meme 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-04-12
Have sex
1 Harambememes69 2020-04-12
This whole thing is a hoax. Why are only rich countries like America and Europe getting affected? Why does India only have 8,000 cases?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-04-12
A lifetime of living in poo has rendered them immune to everything already
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-04-12
George Carlin has a good bit on that
1 Love-Sex-Dreamz 2020-04-12
Because Nobody goes to India and Indians don't go anywhere lmao
1 UnexpectedLizard 2020-04-12
Tell that to the IT department.
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-04-12
They hit anyone who dares to go outside with a stick
1 massive_fckwit 2020-04-12
imagine being a corset-wearing jane austencel and you had to isolate for months. you could do a bit of crotcheting and re-read the 3 books your family could afford for the one-hundredth time. you would go insane.
for me, i'm video conferencing with my family (MORE OFTEN THAN I USUALLY VISIT THEM IRL) and watching Randall Carlson lectures. oh the horror.
the giza pyramid is insane. i'm freaking out.
1 NumerousEvent 2020-04-12
Listen here Jack how do I use self checkout? 🛒👴
1 SynthGood 2020-04-12
hope this is not a pasta but it's true, they're such pussies. true autists can survive 1000 year alone in a 1 cubic meter room with grey walls and nothing else.
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
It's just my pure unbridled rage 😠
1 Mr_HulaStache64 2020-04-12
I can’t go tommy local microbrew I’m hanging myself
1 Rtoipn 2020-04-12
The worst of them will either break quarantine or kill themselvs. Either way you can thank Corona-Chan for makeing gene pool better
1 calderian_lord 2020-04-12
Keep believing if you try hard enough you can have gf,social circle,human life etc you subhuman red pill bitch.
Truth is,as sub 5 your only option is hide in your basement
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Is this pasta?
1 calderian_lord 2020-04-12
Damn man,you redditor eunchs are lowest of low
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
All of us? 😱
1 fml6677 2020-04-12
The guy is an incel lmao I remember his Nofap posting while browsing shortcels he got banned for being a retarded pedo multiple times he keeps talking about jb
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Oh he's serious. That makes this all that much sadder?
1 fml6677 2020-04-12
Yes he’s 100% serious. He told me he would get a jb gf earlier lol he’s a 21 year old Turkish pedocel retard
1 BasedandBlackpilled 2020-04-12
Is he the guy who kept posting about not eating fast food and nofap and failing multiple times per day?
1 fml6677 2020-04-12
Yes the pedo who says he’s gonna marry a prime jb girl at 21
1 BasedandBlackpilled 2020-04-12
Muhammedmaxxing.
1 fml6677 2020-04-12
He is Turkish so probably a Muslim
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-12
Keep yourself safe in these trying times, incel
1 The_Donaven 2020-04-12
The people freaking out are people whose mental health was held together by routine and staying busy. I think a lot of people are realizing they have no hobbies, don't know what makes them happy and don't actually like their "friends", they just see those people because their routines intersect and now that they don't they aren't talking.
1 Kellere31 2020-04-12
Ngl this is kinda cringe bro. 😬👎
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-12
Oh no 😱
1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-04-12
I can’t do heavy deadlifts and squats at my house though so your point is garbage. I’m about to snap and buy something unessential from Target.
1 ESSE_Leviathan 2020-04-12
In the early 1900 people lived with 45 other relatives in a farm. Also there was always something to do if you didn’t want to die of starvation
1 mrmarfanman 2020-04-12
Take it easy man I just miss my girlfriend.
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-04-12
You can enjoy that femine penis later.
1 mrmarfanman 2020-04-12
low effort, disappointed, I deserve better
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-04-12
If you want masculine penis, just hit up any of your bros and dump the gf.
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-12
Ok coomer
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-12
Literally and unironically agree
1 sdnote 2020-04-12
I go out as much as possible because I don't want this to be over. I have a recession proof job and so the more the plebeians suffer and the economy declines, the higher my status rises. Burn it all down.
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-12
Most of them are worried more about starving to death or losing their homes if this continues.
Sorry to serious post, but whenever this sub starts jerking it's dick along with the rest of the reddit, someone has to shit in your bunchbowl and tell you it's a Mars bar.
1 ThrowAway4CoronaDayz 2020-04-12
Why do I have to stay home? What country are you in?
1 throwawayaccount_34 2020-04-12
Uncle Ted would have no issue in this isolation.