Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
Donald Trump may or may not have small hands. I don't know. What I do know, is that he never let some slime-covered hobo like either of you hold yours up against his as a comparison.
And no, I wasn't talking about hands in that last sentence.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-04-12
Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.
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3 knuckledowntown 2020-04-12
These "chad" memes are always posted by chinlet betas.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-12
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
Trump does have small hands but maybe they don’t seem that small to you because your hands are smaller?
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-12
a one eyed man in the land of the blind type scenario
1 slugbulb 2020-04-12
sorry losers and haters but i have the highest number of eyeballs in the land
1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-04-12
I have a smidgen below average sized hands. One metric smidgen.
1 Mawawaw 2020-04-12
Post hands
1 AutoModerator 2020-04-12
cringe
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1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-04-12
I'm scared you'll read my palms and find out embarrassing things about me u_u
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-12
Donald Trump may or may not have small hands. I don't know. What I do know, is that he never let some slime-covered hobo like either of you hold yours up against his as a comparison.
And no, I wasn't talking about hands in that last sentence.
1 inceltiers2 2020-04-12
Link me to the video
1 whiteypoints 2020-04-12
I'm having a hard time believing the man in the picture would use the word "hypothetical" in any sentence.
1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-04-12
MANE, DAT WAS UNDESIRABLE... UNWARRANTED... UNDESERVED... UNFLATULOUS... UNNARCOMPTIOUS... And dat's why you a ho.
1 agrees2retardsFan 2020-04-12
Jackie Chiles is that you?