I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check.
Son, you need to go find a woman and put that dick to good use before you rub all the skin off of it. And no, the lube won't help. The longer you jerk off, the more tiny particulates get caught between your hand and your dick, and they just scrub the skin right off even quicker.
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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check.
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1 Rosey9898 2020-04-12
🤮
1 ashleychudd 2020-04-12
I hit up Starbucks every day tbh.
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
Imagine paying $5 for a cup of shitty, burnt coffee. I guess it varies on the location but are they even open right now?
1 ashleychudd 2020-04-12
I never said I payed. They are open, but I’m not a burger.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-12
this is the guy r coomer has a sperg meltdown over
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
RIP. It's legit mental illness tbh. Almost want to repost this in /r/loveafterporn or /r/PornFreeRelationships to give some broads PTSD tho
1 Rosey9898 2020-04-12
Who?
1 rhedia 2020-04-12
Der ewige Koomer
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-04-12
Anyone wanna tell me why the top right monitor is a guy sucking a womans dick
1 DoorbellGnome 2020-04-12
Why not?
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-04-12
Touche
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-04-12
I don’t think you know what a woman is....
1 DoorbellGnome 2020-04-12
Bigot.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-04-12
Women👏do👏not👏have👏penises👏
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
Yes Spez, this comment right here
1 Rkorgo 2020-04-12
Feminine Penis*
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-12
Shit looks like a purple kickstand 😂 Did he slam it in a car door?
1 DblCherry 2020-04-12
Nice feet
2 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-12
W-what do you think about his pe-penis? 😨
2 DblCherry 2020-04-12
I prefer smaller.
3 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-12
Then you'll love mine 😉
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-12
Holy shit what a subhuman coomer
1 KetamineAddictYoda7 2020-04-12
im jealous
1 clean-it-up-jannies 2020-04-12
Am I the only one wondering why he shaved his thighs but not his calves/lower legs
1 DoorbellGnome 2020-04-12
Knee high socks. Why bother shaving your lower legs when you can't even see them under the catgirl costume?
1 RoboCombat 2020-04-12
Efficiency is everything
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-12
Son, you need to go find a woman and put that dick to good use before you rub all the skin off of it. And no, the lube won't help. The longer you jerk off, the more tiny particulates get caught between your hand and your dick, and they just scrub the skin right off even quicker.
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
You can pry my dick from my cold, dead hands 🍆💦
1 koloPL 2020-04-12
imagine being cut and not having any spare skin
1 Lychosand 2020-04-12
Man I've been showing alot of normal people r/gooncaves and they all find it hilarious
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
Fucking wild isn't it
1 Lychosand 2020-04-12
I told this girl I like about it and said she would bait her friends into going to it. She then called me the goon king
1 FloatyFish 2020-04-12
Good lord that sub is fucking nuts. I guess I’m more of a normie that I thought I was.
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1 Bruh_hhh 2020-04-12
Holy fuck
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
lol I hate you
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
Can't wait for our next JO sesh bby <3
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
Oh is that you on /r/JObuds???
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
🤔
1 RosettaJP 2020-04-12
Skinniest dick I’ve ever seen
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-04-12
Jesus, you have a thin bendy dick.
1 LoliIsArt 2020-04-12
Jesus christ
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-12
His dick mogs mine 😞
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-12
Well at least you're not a degenerate cumbrain and a disappointment to your parents.