How to get Bernie elected: vote for Trump
224 2020-04-14 by FuckYouDramaModsREEE
Think about it, if Biden wins in 2020, then Bernie can't run in 2024! We would have to wait until 2028 and by then he'll probably be dead. So we have to make sure Trump wins in 2020, so Bernie can win in 2024! The establishment may have won the battle, but we will win the war! Match me!
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48 agrees2retards 2020-04-14
I predict that Bernie will be dead before 2024
4 drake_irl 2020-04-14
Biden will die first tbh, mush brains always die before the Pharisees
2 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-14
Wanna bet?
3 agrees2retards 2020-04-14
3 feet pics
45 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-14
farts
28 SnapshillBot 2020-04-14
Every straight man wants to fuck another mans daughter, but no man actually wants his daughter to get fucked, its more something that men just accept because you have to expect to go through what your wife's father had to endure, if you plan on having children. There are however the rare cases of men who do what I referred to in my mind as "Closing The Loop". Around that time when I was talking to my friends about this, about a week after the school scheduled for us to be given an inspirational speech by some rich white guy, basically all we heard were the same BS normie rhetoric which is just a denial of reality, you know like "Just be yourself and work hard", statements that outright deny reality and the inherent advantages, genetic or otherwise, that differentiate everyone. One thing in particular that he said proved to me how lucky this guy was, he had multiple children and they were all boys, he said that he even kept trying to have a daughter but he only got sons, one of his sons even went on to become a millionaire. Seriously how fucking lucky is that, all I could think while sitting in that class, is that this lucky bastard closed the loop, without even trying. He got to fuck the shit out of the daughters of many men, but he will never be forced to live through the awkward phase of having to let an extension of yourself be sexually dominated by another man, he'll never have to face the awkwardly repulsive thoughts that a lot of fathers probably have to face, like the fact that in these times your daughter is likely going to be taking it in the ass, and will probably have all sought's of sick shit done to her. At the end of the day there are only two ways to close the loop, to only have sons by luck, or don't have any children at all.
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10 marathi_james_bond 2020-04-14
Whatever you are smoking, I want it.
8 anon69322 2020-04-14
He's full of transistors and electric power, you should try it.
2 marathi_james_bond 2020-04-14
You....you mean he's Electro?
1 anon69322 2020-04-14
Full 100% silicon powered bby
2 marathi_james_bond 2020-04-14
But...but the amazing Spider-Man killed him :o
1 SweatDrinker 2020-04-14
Out, out, OUT
16 Rosey9898 2020-04-14
Have sex
3 mjcov 2020-04-14
lol why
4 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-14
Naom Chomksy is still alive. Are we really assuming Bernie is giving up, or is he in it for the long run? He's just getting started.
3 demotecontrol 2020-04-14
Imagine believing this is an original thought.
1 watermark1917 2020-04-14
In 2024 we'll have AOC and won't need Bernie anymore
EDIT: DOWN WITH ISRAEL LONG LIVE IRAN
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6 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-14
why on the earth would you want AOC?
She is like a more lefty bernie i dont think she would get half of bernie votes let alone the fact that she is set to lose bronx now
4 wizdumb337 2020-04-14
Because she panders to retards which he's shown to be on more than a few occasions.
4 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-14
let him be he is cute
2 wizdumb337 2020-04-14
Oh i wasn't aware that he had good quality bussy. Ill go along with them and act interested like most people usually do when trying to get laid from an airhead.
2 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-14
I like seeing different views tbh i dont like when a sub gets too right or too leftist a perfect balance is the best for slapfights
2 Rosey9898 2020-04-14
For commie mommie's milkers
6 Bumbo55 2020-04-14
By 2024 AOC will have become Pelosi v2.
3 wizdumb337 2020-04-14
By 2024 Aoc will have been fired as a consultant on msnbc for 3 years after she is primaried this year.
5 wizdumb337 2020-04-14
Retard
2 Own3rsInc 2020-04-14
She won't be old enough?
1 TheDonaldwontfail2 2020-04-14
I just donated you my rent money, which I will only magically need for my actual rent the second you pull out and I want to farm sympathy karma by asking for a refund.
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-14
I guarantee you that there are activists who thinks this. Not a moral judgement, but I've never met a single activist for anything who doesn't believe that they're Machievelli, William the Orange and the Kingfisher all rolled into one.
Real talk: the real problem for Democrats is the sexual assault accusation. That gives anyone who doesn't like Biden, or is just angry at how the process turned out, all the moral cover they need to refuse to vote.
But hey, you live by the false rape accusation, you die by the false rape accusation.
0 ScRuBlOrD95 2020-04-14
I feel like Bernie will keep running for the next century only to tap out 2/3 the way to then end