"Oh gosh golly yikes quarantine is really difficult for us extroverterinos y'all!"

177  2020-04-14 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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I'm chillin'

Why cant you?

“Heh... while you idiotic extroverts have been out forming bonds with people and having life experiences, us introverts have been preparing for quarantine our whole lives. Who needs to go outside or talk to other people? I have video games and reddit. I’m an introvert not because I have an awful personality and no interests but because I’m superior”

I'm both an introvert and an extrovert

You just gotta turn it on and off. Like being soft and erect.

There's smart people, and idiots, but most people are in between. I guess you could say, the ones in the middle are just normies?

Unlike gender, sex, and handedness it's rare for people to be at either extreme of the spectrum of most personality traits, a lot of people fall in between.

Most people don't learn about things like introversion and extroversion then not say "well isn't there a middle ground"? This middle ground is people you can class as "ambiverts".

The vast majority of people are ambiverts.

People who use "introvert" and "extrovert" without mentioning ambiverts are usually fucking idiots.

The correct term is ambivert sweaty

JFL at foids who are killing themselves due to not getting constant attention and validation from countless amounts of goodlooking chads.

Im sorry that uncle lester smacked your butthole

~dad

Why can't introverts shut up for a second about how introverted they are?

Because their insecure virgin asses melt down at the thought that people might find their antisocial attitudes weird, so they created a personality label that they can glue on their forheads 24/7 to act as an excuse for their behavior.

Even worse are the meyer briggs people. Hurrrr im a fuckin weirdo here is a surface level analysis of my personality to explain why im a cringy shut-in. Its like pseudo intellectual astrology.

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Its like pseudo intellectual astrology.

This was my first thought as well when I took one of their tests. It's like astrology, but for autistic mayo moids instead of basic mayo foids

This goes for extroverts who tell you they are extroverts too.

This goes to anyone who revolve their whole identity around some aspect of their personality, TBH.

Yes

But extroverts are supposed to tell you every minor shit. They are extroverts.

The irony is that introverts can't shut up about how introvert they are.

Extroverts arent supposed to tell me that they are extroverts every five minutes, they are just supposed to be better at making social contacts.

People will ask this and then also get butthurt when they ask me a question and I don’t respond because I don’t want to hear their voice anymore.

You know what’s not difficult for extroverts? Gettin’ laid 😎

Apparently outgoing introverts don’t have a problem either 😎

😞

Real niggas stay virgin till eternity

You along with all these stayhome statists are fucking retarded. Were in lockdown in my country and once we get out, in like a month, were going to get swept by the second wave. Whats the point of the fucking lockdown in the first fucking place. Distancing is the way to go.
1 fucking month on small benzo withdrawal and 2 without weed. Im alone in an apattment burning my last fucking money.
No pc, only a shitty phone with a shitty internet connection because i pay the grandma below me to give me wifi

Yeah, stay at home faggot. Enjoy your delusion only extroverts want to go out you pubescent shit
Inb4 seethe and cope. YES. IM LITERALLY NO LONGER WELL

Who'da thunk FailureHuman would be unhappy?

Wait won't distancing lead to a 2nd wave?

I'm an introvert but this gay ass shit is what makes me hate you people.

"Omg we introverts are sooo prepared for quarantine with our video games and internet! Like we have been training our whole lives XD"

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. You're an introvert because you're an insecure bitch who stays inside so he won't face rejection. Quarantine will end and you'll still be a loser while Deuxchads fuck all the prime pussy out there.

it's pronounced bussy sir

FUMING incel

That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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This is kind of low effort. 🙄

Hmmm.... dare I say... a shit post?

imagine wojak posting with a heavily artifacted jpeg

imagine thinking that jpeg compression isnt innately funny

What a shitpost

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quarentine

Softies smh

It's almost annoying that people who blame poor white trash for everything insist on trying to talk like us with the y'alls, and the folk.

White trash don't deserve human rights