Look, I'm sorry. Vaginas simply don't work that way. No matter how many times she has sex, a woman's vagina will not "loosen". Just because you're insecure about sex making your penis smaller doesn't mean you get to take it out on women.
Look, it's a well-known fact that when a man has sex with a woman, the vagina will provide pressure to the penis. After having sex with enough women, all that pressure will cause his penis to shrink. If he has too much sex, it'll eventually become a micropenis, and no woman will want him. That's why it's so important that men save their virginity for marriage and only have sex with their wives. After all, who wants to have sex with someone you can't even tell is in you?
It's like that thing with pencil sharpeners and pencils. A single pencil sharpener can sharpen a lot of pencils. However, if a single pencil gets sharpened by many sharpeners, it'll gradually shrink. Eventually, the pencil will become a stub, and it'll be useless. That's just how it is with men and women too. It's not something that can be helped.
Any stretchable object will lose its elasticity—even if slowly—as it is repeatedly stretched. And the stretched out hallway idea is obviously a joke, hyperbole of reality.
Foids are even more insecure about the potential state of their hole than even small dicked moids are about their unfortunate situation.
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25 constantinople_2053 2020-04-15
Goddamn I hate redditors
17 sliggodamus 2020-04-15
I don't know if I hate redditors or women more
4 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-15
How do you feel about foid redditors
8 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-15
Indentured servitude ought to be more popular
21 herbalmethtea 2020-04-15
NOOOOO YOU CAN’T MAKE A JOKE YOU EVIL INKWEL!!!! BAD WOMANS ANATOMY!!!!
13 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-15
NOT THE HECKIN BAD WOMEN'S ANATERINO! NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT QUEENS
14 agrees2retards 2020-04-15
Every large sub turns into an autistic circlejerk.
13 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-04-15
A retard ACTUALLY busted out a source after saying the joke is fine. What an autistic chimpanzee.
Whore clearly has a completely blown out pussy thats so wide you can fit a tank in it.
11 companyfry 2020-04-15
Look, I'm sorry. Vaginas simply don't work that way. No matter how many times she has sex, a woman's vagina will not "loosen". Just because you're insecure about sex making your penis smaller doesn't mean you get to take it out on women.
Look, it's a well-known fact that when a man has sex with a woman, the vagina will provide pressure to the penis. After having sex with enough women, all that pressure will cause his penis to shrink. If he has too much sex, it'll eventually become a micropenis, and no woman will want him. That's why it's so important that men save their virginity for marriage and only have sex with their wives. After all, who wants to have sex with someone you can't even tell is in you?
It's like that thing with pencil sharpeners and pencils. A single pencil sharpener can sharpen a lot of pencils. However, if a single pencil gets sharpened by many sharpeners, it'll gradually shrink. Eventually, the pencil will become a stub, and it'll be useless. That's just how it is with men and women too. It's not something that can be helped.
11 weboomin 2020-04-15
NOOOO THE PUSSERINOO DONT STRECHERINOOO
10 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-15
Good morning, I despise redditors
7 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-15
Any stretchable object will lose its elasticity—even if slowly—as it is repeatedly stretched. And the stretched out hallway idea is obviously a joke, hyperbole of reality.
Foids are even more insecure about the potential state of their hole than even small dicked moids are about their unfortunate situation.
2 whiteypoints 2020-04-15
Gawd, imagine if that were true. Old people's mouths would be fucking horrifying.
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1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
Np? Lololololol