Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
Hijacking top comment to say that these posts will get deleted, I assume because some scheduled task runs and detects based words and deletes your post. So, to get around it, put whitespace characters between the letters of your slurs. Or, use zalgo or some shit.
your birthday is not a fact personally known by you. birth certificates are simply someone else's written assertion of when you were born. your knowledge of your birthday is 100% and completely reliant on what others have told you.
in court, your birthday (and thus your age) would be normally inadmissible as hearsay. there's an exception across the US court system where you can testify to your birthday and age so long as they're not directly relevant to the case.
in court, your birthday (and thus your age) would be normally inadmissible as hearsay
On what sort of fucking retard level of existence do you have to be to think that an official notarized and witnessed US government document like a birth certificate would be inadmissible as hearsay.
Like this is some tard-ception level ignorance.
I pray you're meming as retarded and just doing a bang up job of it.
The following are not excluded by the rule against hearsay...
(4)Statement of Personal or Family History. A statement about:
(A) the declarant’s own birth, adoption, legitimacy, ancestry, marriage, divorce, relationship by blood, adoption, or marriage, or similar facts of personal or family history, even though the declarant had no way of acquiring personal knowledge about that fact;
your understanding of "how facts work" is exactly what's wrong with media nowadays. social media and blogs have lowered the bar so much that personal knowledge is no longer socially required for any assertions. media makes shit up all the time, with zero personal knowledge, proving investigative journalism is dead at all of the biggest media outlets.
What part of this is difficult for you? No one claimed an official birth certificate was hearsay. No one, literally no one, has said that. You're arguing against a claim no one has made.
Stating your own birthday is hearsay. Not presenting an official government document, but stating it yourself, personally, by exhaling air through your mouth and flapping your lips in such a way that sounds come out.
it happens all the time. witness gets on stand, attorney tries to lie up an introduction, says something like, "Mrs. Robinson, please tell the jury a little bit about yourself." while that question will draw an objection from pedants, the second she mentions her age, the anal retentive pedants immediately object not just on the question form, but that half the shit she's going to say in her background is hearsay... including her age/birthday.
If retards in this sub put as much time into something useful as they do into racist shitposting maybe most of you could move out of your parent’s basement.
The obvious thing to do was try test comments within that sub to see what gets removed or not (with unicode characters, etc). Then when he's sure it won't get filtered, finally do the edit.
Unfortunately his IQ matches the average IQ of his subject matter, so no go.
I had the most upvoted post on /r/leagueoflegends on my other account for months youtubers made videos of it with millions of views and i just changed the text to "hitler did nothing wrong"
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Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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16 xyome 2020-04-15
Hijacking top comment to say that these posts will get deleted, I assume because some scheduled task runs and detects based words and deletes your post. So, to get around it, put whitespace characters between the letters of your slurs. Or, use zalgo or some shit.
White space characters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_character
Another option that gets past a lot of filters: http://emptycharacter.com/
1 Willnf7 2020-04-15
Holy shit Snappy is getting closer than I thought possible
60 hashtagrealaccount 2020-04-15
Like so based and epically based, based bro.
40 habeshamuscle 2020-04-15
Based
40 CiuhCiuh 2020-04-15
What does the op meant? How the fuck does that shit make sense? You realise there exist thing called BIRTH CERTIFICATE you stupid bitch
34 liberules 2020-04-15
nah, he's right.
your birthday is not a fact personally known by you. birth certificates are simply someone else's written assertion of when you were born. your knowledge of your birthday is 100% and completely reliant on what others have told you.
in court, your birthday (and thus your age) would be normally inadmissible as hearsay. there's an exception across the US court system where you can testify to your birthday and age so long as they're not directly relevant to the case.
18 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
On what sort of fucking retard level of existence do you have to be to think that an official notarized and witnessed US government document like a birth certificate would be inadmissible as hearsay.
Like this is some tard-ception level ignorance.
I pray you're meming as retarded and just doing a bang up job of it.
8 c21pbng 2020-04-15
explain to me why I should trust the government about anything
8 Yardbinn 2020-04-15
And I pray as well, that you will stop whatever you’re doing here and start making funny posts
6 Own3rsInc 2020-04-15
It's too late for him. He's coping hard
8 liberules 2020-04-15
it's very specific law... federal rules of evidence 804(b)(4)
your understanding of "how facts work" is exactly what's wrong with media nowadays. social media and blogs have lowered the bar so much that personal knowledge is no longer socially required for any assertions. media makes shit up all the time, with zero personal knowledge, proving investigative journalism is dead at all of the biggest media outlets.
0 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
Are you fucking retarded. A birth certificate is none of that shit, retard.
5 VanillaReign 2020-04-15
What part of this is difficult for you? No one claimed an official birth certificate was hearsay. No one, literally no one, has said that. You're arguing against a claim no one has made.
Stating your own birthday is hearsay. Not presenting an official government document, but stating it yourself, personally, by exhaling air through your mouth and flapping your lips in such a way that sounds come out.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
What sort of retard would state their birthday when a birth certificate can do the talking for you
2 liberules 2020-04-15
it happens all the time. witness gets on stand, attorney tries to lie up an introduction, says something like, "Mrs. Robinson, please tell the jury a little bit about yourself." while that question will draw an objection from pedants, the second she mentions her age, the anal retentive pedants immediately object not just on the question form, but that half the shit she's going to say in her background is hearsay... including her age/birthday.
1 nanonan 2020-04-15
Which would be overruled as that is admissable hearsay under the exceptions you linked.
1 liberules 2020-04-15
woosh
the reason they had to make the rule was because anal retentive pedants were actively doing it.
0 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
This has literally never once happened in the history of the US court system
1 liberules 2020-04-15
why do you think the rule even exists?
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-15
There's no rule saying you cant admit as evidence a US Government document like a birth certificate or even a drivers license you fucking retard.
3 radical_racism 2020-04-15
SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE FOUND THE LOLBERTARIAN LOOPHOLE 🤬🤬🤬
2 VanillaReign 2020-04-15
Birthdaylet absolutely seething
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-04-15
It's official. I'm 150 years old, people just keep telling me I'm 12.
38 dedoid69 2020-04-15
Based kek pepe moment
26 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-15
Haha you said NIGGER hahah!
15 Harambememes69 2020-04-15
Why don't you edit new comments you pussy?
12 ThrowAway4CoronaDayz 2020-04-15
Legend
8 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-15
Just like 9/11 didn’t happen and no one can actually prove to me that it did.
But if it were to have happened then it would’ve been based.
5 VanillaReign 2020-04-15
You think you're being funny, asshole? Fuck you. Over six million New Yorkers died in 9/11.
5 inceltiers2 2020-04-15
GUSSY OUT OUT OUT
4 ClementineChime 2020-04-15
I'll say it again, the comment is going to be auto removed in nearly every major sub when you make the edit. Look, it's gone:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bdenyj/nobody_really_knows_when_their_birthday_is_we/ekxy1my/?context=3
You absolute degenerates.
8 ponybopper 2020-04-15
dude [removed] lmao
3 xyome 2020-04-15
So how do we prevent them from being removed? Should we use invisible unicode characters between the letter of slurs? Hyphens? what?
White space characters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_character
Another option that gets past a lot of filters: http://emptycharacter.com/
1 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-15
just write it dotless like nıgger
-6 BruhMoment149 2020-04-15
If retards in this sub put as much time into something useful as they do into racist shitposting maybe most of you could move out of your parent’s basement.
2 RedPillDessert 2020-04-15
He is for sure. Study a wasted opportunity.
The obvious thing to do was try test comments within that sub to see what gets removed or not (with unicode characters, etc). Then when he's sure it won't get filtered, finally do the edit.
Unfortunately his IQ matches the average IQ of his subject matter, so no go.
3 Eardwulf 2020-04-15
epik based redpill gaymer moment
3 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-15
I had the most upvoted post on /r/leagueoflegends on my other account for months youtubers made videos of it with millions of views and i just changed the text to "hitler did nothing wrong"
1 RedPillDessert 2020-04-15
Link?
1 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-15
just search "inting sion" it was a big thing on yt too
1 RedPillDessert 2020-04-15
Or you could just post an archive.
1 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/9l3dxn/inting_sion_is_actually_legit/
example video where the link was posted with 100k+ views some has millions
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-CXTgl17e4
picture of the edited post real time:
https://imgur.com/a/RrpspY8
I had multiple death threats and dox attempts for this post as i ruined the game meta for months the champion death rate rose by 30%
1 RedPillDessert 2020-04-15
Mods removed the post edit sadly. How long was the edit up for?
1 Iwanttobefree27 2020-04-15
a few hours tops i guess
1 RedPillDessert 2020-04-15
Don't forget to use Archive.is next time to record your handiwork as a memorial for all eternity.
2 372x4 2020-04-15
YOU SHUT UP
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
1 Dudeguy21 2020-04-15
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude you didn't 😂
1 [deleted] 2020-04-15
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1 pogchamp123456 2020-04-15
lmao based
1 372x4 2020-04-15
Extremely based.