s/o donald trump only nigga that put money in my mf pockets

394  2020-04-16 by SureKale2

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Bernie: no refunds

Trump: here's some money for not working

This fucking timeline 😂

tax deadline is in july you can still get it

IRS (and turbotax) has free portal where you can affirm you were below the income requirement ($12,000) it takes 5 minutes

I tried that and the IRS took my yacht 😠

Go to irs website first link is to get your money without needing to file tax returns

man i hope their parents are happier having a ~4k dependent deduction over however many trumpbux are flowing in lmfao

I've got a lot of clients right now whose kids are screeching because they wanted stimulus money. I'm telling the parents just write them a check for 1200 you'll still come out way ahead

Unemployed chads can still file this is just wagie cope.

NEETs don’t get an extra 600 a week on top of 75% of their wage for doing dick all for 4 months so they can kiss my penis quite frankly. $900 a week from the gov when I was only making 500 a week at my job Brrrrrr

People will be praying that the 'rona don't end for awhile over that lol

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>Oh my gosh! I hate blacks so much! They are lazy! They just leech from the government! They consume, without giving anything back!!

.........

>BTW, being a neet is a way of life we should all aspire to. My dream is to receive NEETbuck from the government and live the good life while laughing at the wagies! ha ha!

Why do basketball Americans always write like they had an aneurysm? Do they have to choose between punctuation and new sneakers?

We have to choose between overobsessing over the nigga word and seeing through the marijuana smoke or forming coherent thoughts and sentences.

kinda like how slavs have to squat to deny blood to legs so we get enough blood to brain to form a coherent sentence.

we might have to squat to write but at least we can

I prefer it to redditcel speak or rightoid speak.

Cope

cope about what

About being a fag

why would you be thinking about gaysex in this moment of celebration for our niggatrump dollars?

>post about black ppl

>Trump2064

>he goes straight to gay sex

I think we all know what our dear friend Trump2064 looks like

He hasn’t said anything about black dick

Oooooooooooooooh epic own 😫😎😎😎

Big yikers there mclucksky

It keeps wokies away, dey be smarter dan dey look.

Nah

Look up Pidgin English, lmao

We are playas, white boi go back to yo mama

WE WAZ KANGZ PLAYA AYYYYY LMFAOZBDFHGD

MAGAAAAAAAA

ew

Playa u not representin for da hood???

[slowly and condescendingly] Sorry, I don’t speak African

Ok whiteboi, back to the chastity cage for you then

When your father left your family, he took the y and o from the word ”you“ with him and never paid you even a single letter in child support.

Ok Biden supporter

I hit your soft spot. Or as you would say: ”AY PLAYA YEET“

(((())))

Is that an ASCII graphic of your mother‘s torn up pussy from being pimped out since the age of 9?

No but it signifies the number of transgender midgets u banged in kindergarden

Y U B HATIN ON THE T-MIDG DAAAAWG AAAAAY LMFAOGFVHRSA

Edit: This low information voter tried to intimidate me in a direct chat, because he can’t compete in an open forum. Basketball Americans really are a caricature of themselves.

You realize this is someone making fun of you who’s white, right? Well, (((y’all))) tend to be on the lower iq side so you probably did not notice, but this whole thing is funny to read.

Dumb Joo smell basketball American with big nose? Thought y’all only sniffed out coins and children who still had their foreskin attached...

https://i.ibb.co/5MDSXrR/41703-B8-C-4665-4-FE9-9-CE7-6-AAA4-B333-CA5.jpg

Looks like you would have benefitted from somebody with financial management skills. Have fun starving. Bye.

Lol, I actually went online and started doing web editing, I’m making good money from home working fewer hours now. Dumb joo tries to one-up on someone’s past financial problems because they couldn’t win the current argument and still doesn’t comment anything relevant to current situation. Nice try bud.

Edit: but thanks for your concern

Look at him scrambling, taking this totally personal. I‘m just shitposting and this guy is on the defenses. I didn’t know you were actually starving, haha. Tough times.

Lmao, apparently you don’t know how to read either. I’m done here, it’s bad manners to argue with the mentally impaired, sorry I tried mate. I’ll head out, you obviously just assume the opposite of whatever you read is correct, and argue from there, you’re not bright enough for me to explain things to anyways. It’s a lost cause. Good luck in life, retard, mines been going great recently.

TLDR, you’re a fag

Just Low information voters folx move along

Hard R!! 😬

You can say low information vota but low information voter is our word

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Wow 1200 is really all it takes huh

Well, $1200 probably already bought you a nigga 200 years ago as well, nice to see some prices stay consistent.

Yep.

You know how I know this is russian controlled bots trying to influence the election??? Because you had to have paid taxes to recieve the stimulus check.

No you don't. You need to file a return and don't make a lot of money.

Like they filed a return ! Fake and RUSSIAN influenced!

if I farted on your face would it change your view?

Yes 🤤

Hey now don't go putin on me

Get him boys we got a wild brap hog on the loose

Untrue retard

Russian interferrer !

i thought this was a particularly astute and pogniant observation:

Trump got 4 bankruptcies, 5 baby mamas, owe everybody money, and be sending shots through tweets. Why niggas not voting for him? I thought y’all wanted a real nigga in office ?

Trump the first black president

Trump was black wake up mayos he built da pyramids in vegas pinkos made him paint skin free my nigga

💯

ni gga stole my comment from cumtown😡🤬🤬

cope. i made diz yt boi 😂

Wtf where did you get the screenshot

i wuz the original poster of this meme 🧔🏿✊🏿 you stole it from me like you cavebeasts steal everything 💯

Imagine giving a shit, FOH cumguzzler

Unironically I think this might have secured him the second term.

Also, how close to suicide are dems right now? Lmao, they cucked Bernstein twice because real niggas were ridin', and now they're not even gonna get their most reliable vote that they sacrificed the trooners and cummies (all 3 of them that would vote) for, anymore.

Trump think just cause he send me $1,200 he can buy my vote lmaooo that nigga right where I go

if trump were smart he'd pass more relief money and win nov in a landslide

I think we have this one in the bag, netanyahu-trump 2020!

tale as old as time

You're going to vote for Trump just because he gave you some money?!

Das rite.

Thas rite

Cash money millionaires... Cash money billionaires... Cash money trillionaires... We rich! We got money, nigga!

Are these real

Berniebros must be tearing their hair out about black people at this point.

“But but we defended you on the Internet and this is how you repay us?”

If redditors ever gained political dominance (shudder), they would implement punitive policies so severe that Jim Crow would be like "hey man, cool it with the racism."

My posts are demand-influenced. People feel the need to positively influence themselfes from others. The idiot is a part of the social system and as such has a vital part to play in society as he provides the chance for others to look down on him as he's doing such idiotic things. The internet has desensitised the general public. Someone whos erratically yelling things isn't as off-putting as it used to be when the village idiot was doing that job. People demand weird content that is crossing the boarders of social norms. People putting their bathroom usage on social media seem to be what people want to see. Actually, they are weird, much weirder than most of the other content here. As you can see, this content gets upvoted. You may not like it, but this content is satisfying the need for which people come to this subreddit.

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we was ridin with biden... but trump went and bought a brand new car!

Bro, what the Hell is even this timeline?

sheeeit buy a maga hat, dead ass nigguh

Every physical check should’ve come with a free MAGA hat.

More proof of what truly motivates the black vote

I wish I could push all those fuckers off a cliff.

Le inflation has arrived

LMAO bruh he's winning 2020

retard

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