r/deuxrama: Hopped over to r/NEET out of curiosity, expecting them to be rejoicing about their stimulus NEETbux. Turns out none of them qualified and all of them are thinking of necking themselves. Nearly all the posts are about hating being NEET and wishing they could work a job.... weird.

Hopped over to r/NEET out of curiosity, expecting them to be rejoicing about their stimulus NEETbux. Turns out none of them qualified and all of them are thinking of necking themselves. Nearly all the posts are about hating being NEET and wishing they could work a job.... weird.

97 2020-04-16 by I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE

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14 librepensador93 2020-04-16

NEETS are the most hilarious people on the internet, first they post:

Haha wagie get in the cagie

Then they post

Depressed and soon to be homeless, i feel suicidal

Like oh boy, why do you think people have jobs?

4 paimonite 2020-04-16

the smug neet meme started off as a joke ridiculing NEETs as delusional morons who think they are living the good life but some of them took it at face value

6 Harambememes69 2020-04-16

I have literally never seen anyone take it seriously

7 Bummunism 2020-04-16

It's youngins fresh out of HS or college who think it rules. Couple months later, not so much.

1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-16

everytime some neetoid smugposts I wonder how much they're coping on the inside

assuming they're not LARPing

6 meurglys90 2020-04-16

You can’t be a dependent to get a check. I’m 18 but still in hs and living with my parents so no gibsmedats

5 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-04-16

Exactly, and you can assume everyone in that sub is being claimed as a dependent by someone.

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5 JosipTitoBro 2020-04-16

niggas can't read the fine print where the government forms ask if you've attempted to truthfully answer them to the best of your ability. Just check no fags lol. You don't have to remember every single detail for a SF-86C on a TS//SCI clearance application, let alone a 1040 for the IRS with a purposefully byzantine tax code where nobody understands anything and you can claim that if anything is wrong, and they have a volume never before seen in the history of the country

4 prof_copenseethe 2020-04-16

For real these nerds gonna let some tax law bs stand in the way of $1200 worth of funkopops ripe for the taking? 😂

2 hyledog 2020-04-16

how long does one of your alts last on average? 3 days?

3 JosipTitoBro 2020-04-16

i lost like 3 accounts today

3 LepetitJeremy 2020-04-16

As a Chad, r/neet is my one of favorite zoo subreddit. On par with r/smalldickproblems and r/blackladies. There is always military grade cope over there

3 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-16

the seethe at being claimed as a dependent...while being a dependent...is fucking hilarious

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1 valemanya08 2020-04-16

As a gaymer I thought I would coast this shit but honestly this is being quite tough. Need that gym back

1 professorshillsphd 2020-04-16

Okay, I can live with r/science accepting only high school retards or r/legaladvice lacking, you know, actual lawyers. But r/NEET with fake NEETs? Can even reddit stoop that low?