my first memory of soy products was when I was a small boy in eastern europe and never heard of that shit before, didnt know it existed, went into a store and saw some chocolate milk. i was like: damn!!! gotta get that. put the straw in it and the first sip tasted like 50% chocolate milk 50% flour, really "dryish" with a hint of bitterness, my whole face revolted. i just wanted to wallow in the safety of chocolate milk, but I was betrayed.
Real talk why does anyone drink that or almond milk unless their lactose intolerant. It's like I want milk but remove all the nutritional value out of it
I would, but I'm not catching La 'Rona from some dirty mexican whore. And I'm damned sure not paying a 'sex worker' money unless she has actual fucking sex with my dick.
Exactly it doesn't matter whether there are actually soyboys like this. You guys upvote this meme regardless of it's truthfulness, because it makes you feel superior to this strawman character. "I can't be a pathetic loser, because these simps are worse than me, so this meme has to be true, because it feels good that I'm better than these losers." The truth is no matter how many strawman characters you built up it won't make you guys not a pathetic loser.
The thing I dont get it these onlyfans girls are among the only people that have perfect job security during this with complete safety and if anything they have a bigger audience than ever with everyone else stuck home 'batin. Why would you be more concerned about them than any other time?
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9 finitewaves 2020-04-16
my first memory of soy products was when I was a small boy in eastern europe and never heard of that shit before, didnt know it existed, went into a store and saw some chocolate milk. i was like: damn!!! gotta get that. put the straw in it and the first sip tasted like 50% chocolate milk 50% flour, really "dryish" with a hint of bitterness, my whole face revolted. i just wanted to wallow in the safety of chocolate milk, but I was betrayed.
4 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-16
Real talk why does anyone drink that or almond milk unless their lactose intolerant. It's like I want milk but remove all the nutritional value out of it
4 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-16
Milk tastes gross, it tastes like yawning while driving past a feedlot
2 JosipTitoBro 2020-04-16
ferment kefir milk faggot
3 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-16
If I wanted to drink Turkish smegma I’d just move to Germany
2 strumyabird 2020-04-16
Time to be honest and remove the any from Germany.
1 St0neA 2020-04-16
Cuck
2 Severan_egyptian 2020-04-16
Almond milk >>>>> soyboy 5ara
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-16
Because almond milk tastes better.
8 Melonskal 2020-04-16
lmao imagine being this retarded
1 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-04-16
Almond milk tastes okay but it’s expensive and not healthy
1 FellyFabrics 2020-04-16
as a vegancel soymilk is actually ok nutritionwise but it does taste like ass
3 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-16
I would, but I'm not catching La 'Rona from some dirty mexican whore. And I'm damned sure not paying a 'sex worker' money unless she has actual fucking sex with my dick.
7 SlowFatHusky 2020-04-16
Noodles are better since they wear masks.
3 texanapocalypse33 2020-04-16
ngmi
3 IVth-Crusade 2020-04-16
All those headless foids advertising their onlyfans must be making a killing now
2 SnapshillBot 2020-04-16
i am a survivor of reading this gussy nonsense
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2 MisterMedeez 2020-04-16
No.
2 transgirltradwife 2020-04-16
Support for our based SWERFs <333
2 ESSE_Leviathan 2020-04-16
Sex workers can suck my dick
Literally
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-16
is anyone actually saying that
6 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-16
Yes
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5 Chapose 2020-04-16
Who cares
4 QuadNarca 2020-04-16
Exactly it doesn't matter whether there are actually soyboys like this. You guys upvote this meme regardless of it's truthfulness, because it makes you feel superior to this strawman character. "I can't be a pathetic loser, because these simps are worse than me, so this meme has to be true, because it feels good that I'm better than these losers." The truth is no matter how many strawman characters you built up it won't make you guys not a pathetic loser.
8 HormelCoffee3 2020-04-16
Cope
1 QuadNarca 2020-04-16
Seethe
7 HormelCoffee3 2020-04-16
Dilate
1 QuadNarca 2020-04-16
Have sex
6 bennewenus 2020-04-16
I've literally never upvoted a post in my life
5 strumyabird 2020-04-16
I'm going to upvote you and you have to take it.
5 strumyabird 2020-04-16
Well duh why the fuck else are we in deuxrama?
4 Goddd-Howard 2020-04-16
This is Reddit, edgy children need to feel superior because they’re bullied irl.
3 Chapose 2020-04-16
☝️this is u 🤭🤭🤭
3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-16
Based
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3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-16
N-no
0 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-16
Me. I wanted to laugh at redditors simping
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-16
This sub has had posts related to news articles about supporting whores during rona times.
1 andthendirksaid 2020-04-16
The thing I dont get it these onlyfans girls are among the only people that have perfect job security during this with complete safety and if anything they have a bigger audience than ever with everyone else stuck home 'batin. Why would you be more concerned about them than any other time?
1 boloklolok 2020-04-16
Hahahahaha he looks like a cuck and I bet that's soy milk right? 😂😂 Guys google cuckface they all literally look the same hahahaha🤣
1 General_Shitty 2020-04-16
I think we should implement India's caste system in the west, but the prostitutes are the only ones classed as the untouchable filth
1 Matt32145 2020-04-16
It's the only way soy boys can get laid
1 jolina_fis 2020-04-16
👏Sex 👏workers👏 arent 👏people 👏