Tfw you finally get a mommy gf, marry her, and slave away at work so that she can stay at home eating ungodly amounts of junk food all day and balloon up to over 500 pounds

84  2020-04-16 by clean-it-up-jannies

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11  Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-16

I also found out her weight is 522. Not nearly 400. Over 500. This was shocking to see. I guess once you pass 300, a hundred pounds give or take doesn't even look any different.

She had a whole ass eurofoid hidden in her fat folds 😂

8  FloatyFish 2020-04-16

Due to her anger she threw things at me. Nothing that hurt but for the first time I felt afraid of her.

This “man” has lifted les than 100 lbs of weights over the course of his life.

11  ALightusDance 2020-04-16

You’d be scared too if a cow was about to charge you

5  FloatyFish 2020-04-16

I don’t know what that’s like because I’m not a ruralcel who lives in a barn.

9  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-04-16

Imagine not going full anprim. U probably play farming simulator because ur too weak to chop wood

3  FloatyFish 2020-04-16

Going full anprim

Not harboring a secret desire to get cucked by the very technology that you left behind

Pick one

3  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-04-16

Eww. Ur a mechanofiliac sexualizing inanimate objects. Gross

1  Zorak_Prison_Pod 2020-04-16

I play Truck Simulator because I can’t get a CDL in real life because I’m a child molester

3  Dimbledorf 2020-04-16

urbanites 🤮🤮🤮🤮

1  strumyabird 2020-04-16

Milk this fatty and end world malnutrition.

8  username_suggestion4 2020-04-16

/r/BrapBarn goals

9  anuddahuna 2020-04-16

He must be an excellent farmer if he got the hog to sustain the diet on its own

2  D3nnycrane 2020-04-16

Some rancher's just don't know what they got! I'll sure be in line to steal this cake-fed Suburban Ben & Jerry's Vanillohog for a song, brother!

4  paimonite 2020-04-16

pity the h*tero dog and his unholy attraction to gussy 🤢

3  boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-16

Imagine the smell 👃

3  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-16

Holy shit

This guy needs a show on TLC and an aggressive separation once that direct deposit hits.

Does she have a life insurance policy

3  AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-04-16

I can understand drugs or alcohol because they chemically put you into a different mental state that lets you escape from whatever's troubling you. But food is just food. It doesn't have any mind altering affect like that. It just makes you fat. So you're still aware of your demons and you've piled on hundreds of pounds. What is the point?

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3  SlowFatHusky 2020-04-16

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/g20lfj/update_my_29m_wife_37f_is_nearly_400_pounds/fnjj2hk

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Redditors never fail to disappoint.

3  kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-16

That's not even drama, that's just sad.

2  diggity_md 2020-04-16

lol fat

1  FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-16

Imagine falling for the go date/ marry a surrogate mommy meme.

1  professorshillsphd 2020-04-16

Just curious, how did you find out her actual weight if she never went to doctors?

I bought a scale out of sheer curiosity. I knew I'd never convince her to get on it so I didn't mention it, I just left it in the bathroom to see if she'd do it on her own when I wasn't around. A couple weeks later I saw her weight recorded.

lmao, he is badass.