I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
Going to the beach shouldn't be too dangerous, if people keep a decent distance away from other groups, and bring things like their own chairs and tables so they don't touch common-use things like public benches.
But who am I kidding, this is Florida.
So everybody's probably going to get too close to each other and sit on benches that someone else just coughed all over.
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3 FloatyFish 2020-04-17
Based Boca Raton boomer
2 SnapshillBot 2020-04-17
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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2 Degenerate_Yuppie 2020-04-17
Corona is the least of Florida’s probiems
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-17
TBH the best time to go out is now
1 demotecontrol 2020-04-17
100% true for boomers.
1 Smomsbreedcrime 2020-04-17
Because of the high winds, you are less likely to catch it at the beach and are more likely to catch it at home with relatives.
1 ason 2020-04-17
Especially if your relatives are a bunch of dirty, stinkin', no good Chinamen.
1 Matt32145 2020-04-17
A filthy fucking boomer tried to shake my hand today at work. I forced a strategic coof and he backed off.
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2020-04-17
Coof coof is a great companion to splish splash
1 LegitimateMail0 2020-04-17
Oh god the thought of dead boomers makes peepee hard. In minecraft
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-04-17
Going to the beach shouldn't be too dangerous, if people keep a decent distance away from other groups, and bring things like their own chairs and tables so they don't touch common-use things like public benches.
But who am I kidding, this is Florida.
So everybody's probably going to get too close to each other and sit on benches that someone else just coughed all over.
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-04-17
It’s funny cuz the people out right now don’t usually go outside when there’s no virus 🤣✊🏾