Kids say the darndest things

3  2020-04-18 by Deadmarine1980

Son: "Dad, I want horse to bite my penis." Me: "Why do you want Amy Schumer anywhere near your penis?"

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1  AutoModerator 2020-04-18

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-04-18

So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

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