You think dog pill is bad? Wait tell you get a load of croc pilled!

21  2020-04-18 by Deadmarine1980

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Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together

Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth

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steve isnt even white

Lol I'm glad to know someone out there is as deranged as I am because that was my first thought too when I saw the 🐊💊

Do crocs even have dicks? Most birds don't and they're related.

Quaid... start the reactor

It's over for dogcels 🐊💊

lizardmen

haveing sex

You can only pick one

These elves be fucking CROCS

Mhm.. Should have kept fingering yourself, imagining a dog pound you as it spots a female in heat, running to you. All you see is that red fat dick down there, slowly being put inside you then you realize your gonna be here for a long time. He’ll fuck your brains out, already making you moan and blank out time to time. The dog ravages you so fast and so hard that you stand no chance whether or not you’ve had experience. He’ll make you cum and cum and cum. You would grab him, lock him with your legs and wrap your arms around his body without realizing. By then, your already finished. The dog pants harder and explodes its load into you, soiling your body to his scent. Your body lets go of him, but you quickly take him back despite cumming still from the hot doggie cream. The dog watches you, instinctively knowing that your now his. He manages to get away, only to come back with something.. special, He shows you a collar with a leash, reading “Fucktoy”. He may have not known what the word actually meant but he knew the collar and leash, something that people use on him to control him. You realize what he wants from you. Your heart will race more and more, eyes widening as you cant resist that urge from this dog. You take the collar, putting it on, giving you a better look. The dog yanks the leash to make you on fours, fucking you again once more. And this time, he wont stop to make you his on command.

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It's ok they were good fucks 😘

Good morning.