Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Thank you Chinese virus!

Ok I am glad for coronavirus now.

tell that to your grandpas rotting corpse

if he's rotting then he's already dead bud.

yes that’s the point

All of Hollywood’s past projects(Ghostbusters, Charlie’s Angels, MIB: International & Birds Of Prey): “we don’t talk about those”

Projects that haven’t been released: “THOSE WOODVE BEN GUD KINO THO!!!”

The new MIB reboot was cursed the moment Chris Hemsworth was cast. Outside of the MCU he is box office poison.

Holy shit i completely forgot about those movies immideatly after i saw their promo posters astroturfed to the front page

We would never have heard of these movies in the first place if not for the heavy astroturfing.

Did they do an all female Ocean’s 11 too, or did I hallucinate that garbage?

that just features a bunch of stupid thots in clothing montages. oceans 8 is not part of the series. it's not canon just like the femghostbusters has been retconned out of existence with the new movie. no seriously, paul rudd's character says "there hasn't been a ghost sighting in thirty years... new york in the 80s was like the walking dead". they've completely removed that garbage from the timeline.

Imagine knowing Ocean's series had a canon or what is and isn't part of it and then imagine all that plus you aren't even talking about a list that includes the original Ocean's 11.

i can't tell whether you're being satirically obtuse or just obtuse.

Doesn't that make it implicitly totally canon?

no. ghostbusters afterlife basically acts like the femghostbusters never even existed.

Neither, I just didn't realize there was a new new movie. I just assumed paul rudd was in fembusters and I didn't realize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZFCF--uRY

It was Ocean's 8. Surprisingly decent movie. It didn't do any feminist preaching or #menaretrash. Still inferior to the originals, but not as bad as some other female reboots

We were gonna be kangz

They also like to pretend that Alien and Terminator didn't come out 40 fucking years ago because then they would have to admit that parading around female leads in 2020 is silly bullshit.

There were literally 0 female protagonists in movies before Brie Larson and you know it you fucking bigot.

As a miniboomer kid in the 1980s most of the 30 minute toy commercials that they called cartoons had basketballiens ,tacos ,and chingchongs as main characters. This whole diversity is new propaganda is total bullshit.

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Did we watch the same cartoons? Because I thought those were all secondary characters to the plucky white guy who universally is the romantic interest for the pretty girl.

On g.i. Joe there wasn't a main character . Each episode had a different character featured such as you know roadblock , quickkick , the injun with the eagle. Then let's get into sesame street . You realize there were way more ethnic characters on it than just whytpipol. The other shows such as thundercats and the Disney line up of duck tales while not human sure did make sure not to show the same race for each character and the environment. The only stereotype on DuckTales for example was (((the beagle boys))) so maybe your mind didn't comprehend that it was as diverse as it was back then but it sure was as diverse then and organically so than now.

There was a ghostbuster in a wheelchair in the 90s reboot for Christ's sake lol

They made a lady MIB?

They didn't even call it LIB?

You know how I know a woman wrote it?

At least we still have nurses doing choreographed dance routines on tiktok.

I hope the last thing I get to see before I die is my nurse doing the nae nae to her phone while I choke on my own lung fluid.

This doctor apparently killed a few patients because she would do this shit on the operating table lmao

Slayyyy them wippo queen 😍

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Around blacks never relax rings more true than ever

You must not have met all the white Gyno’s who rape your wife while she’s trying to figure out which venerial disease you brought home from an escort.

jesus christ this is freaky

No please tell me this is an elaborate MDE sketch

I don’t think any of her patients died, but she gave them really fucked up (lopsided, infected, disfiguring) surgeries and in one case gave a liposuction patient brain damage.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/07/us/video-doctor-surgery-dancing.amp.html

Fun fact, they just decided to make our medical boards pass/fail because blacks scored poorly which kept them out of surgery.

Not even joking, I don't get what the backlash to this is. Is it that you're jealous because your a NEET, because you're a cripple who can't dance, or because you have AGP and you weren't born a woman?

It looks retarded.

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That's about it....

What's really inspiring is when Sunni nurses from the Akkar wear burlap sacks 24/7 because that's what they already did. And then the men spread the disease through constantly kissing each other. This is like some anti-Muslim fever dream where only the "better" people get treatment. Except that you're gonna get cut off from the IMF and have massive casualties because of that. Maybe should have solved these problems earlier.

Firstly, I am from Tripoli not Akkar!

Secondly, this is rich coming from a portlander.

Maybe I should ring up your local social justice chapter and tell them that a middle-aged alcoholic man is harassing me, a brown person, over the internet.

Lay off the fent please

None of the above, you don't get it cause you're retarded

Exactly! Just transition if you're jealous, smh. Moids nowadays...🤦‍♂️

You don't get that they basically shut down the world over the kung flu so hospitals don't get overrun and everyone's granny doesn't die all the while we have medical "professionals" practicing dance routines and posting them on social media. I'm just gonna assume you're retarded or a gigasimp

Sweaty, do you have any proof the tiktok was made during the quarantine, or are you just very eager to seethe about foids for some reason?

He's an incel rightoid, just ignore his coping

Thank you, China, very cool! 🇨🇳 🇨🇳

President Jinping says “fuck women” 🥾👩🙅‍♂️

It's hard to look up to someone weaker, smaller, and dumber than you. Even women prefer male leads.

Internalized misogyny!

Is that incel terminology I see

I wasn’t attacking you I just wasn’t expecting to see that term outside of incel subs lol

Imagine thinking you can make capeshit any better by adding women to it

Seriously, it's removing literally the only thing capeshit had going for it: hot male leads.

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Same

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Same tbh

Mulan’s actor is CCP’s bitch.

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Just think of all the merchandise that would have gone with this. Toys, clothing, backpacks, bedding, posters, birthday decorations, valentine cards, video games, apps, halloween costumes. It could have been endless licensing totaling billions.

Merch was already printed.
At least now the Bangladeshi slums will be full of Female Empowerment Merchandise!

And Mountain Dew t-shirts.

Capeshitters on suicidewatch

Foids btfo

Lol the last movie I saw in theaters was the Sonic movie. That CGI blue hedgehog was a better actor than Scarlett Johansson.

The last movie I saw in theaters was The Dark Knight Rises.

I saw it two times for free, because a certain group of people couldn't stop laughing and hollering at the kid singing the national anthem in the football game each of those screenings.

And that little kid with 1 minute of screentime I never once got to see uninterrupted was a better actor than ScoJo.

Based batsoupcel

Global corporate hegemony says women's rights!

wtf I love corona now