Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser. Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.
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A British woman in a long-term relationship with a 92-year-old German chandelier has been told that her attraction to historic light fittings is not considered to be a protected sexual orientation.
The newspaper said that it did not doubt that her attraction to chandeliers was genuine, however it said that sexual orientation in the context of the press regulation code covered people who were attracted to people of the same sex, the opposite sex, or both.
The Sun also pointed out that Liberty had extensively talked to the media about her attraction towards chandeliers and other objects in the past, having previously changed her surname during a previous self-declared public relationship with New York's Statue of Liberty.
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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser. Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.
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1 solanesenomad 2020-04-19
HONK HONK 🤡
1 ISortByNew2505 2020-04-19
Damn bitch, you need a ruling for that?
1 Lehk 2020-04-19
Attack Helicopters BTFO
1 autotldr 2020-04-19
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 71%. (I'm a bot)
Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Liberty#1 chandelier#2 sexual#3 article#4 object#5
1 mothbrainz 2020-04-19
What the fuck do you mean, "both"?
1 funkmasterplex 2020-04-19
Oh shit, this ruling may have even bigger implications than I thought
1 foureyednickfury 2020-04-19
I can't wait for the day polygamy gets legalized, it will be good for dramacoin
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-19
Hermaphroditism 😍
1 jojobobononoo 2020-04-19
Lmao bongs already freaked out over that woman not calling a man they at work. It’ll be interesting to see how they interpret this
1 CornReaper 2020-04-19
Lmao bongistan is a meme
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-19
Corona-chan is a blessing sent by Allah