You got a fast car

1  2020-04-20 by GreenAtlantean

I dont. I'm a good guy black out drunk. In this time , the virus, the end of the world. You will survive.

I can't say much other than facts. I wasted $500 or so on e-thots. Can't fuck them anymore. I miss being high and drunk. Just getting black out drunk now. I feel empty.

Struggling to survive have lost the thrill. I'm here like ok and these people are freaking out. I'm not asking for much but if you are newly 18 just dm me

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1  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-04-20

Now this is a decent post.

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

A lot has changed over night. I still like stores and mad fucked. The only I as I can find are more than roll the dice shit.

Thankfully school is closed and there are legal teens looking to make a living. I have some weed(emergency) and I'm attractive. I just want to cum on people.

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-04-20

Wtf is emergency weed? Just go to the store.

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

Subject shot shut down. Wtf is wrong with you.

1  Sardinops 2020-04-20

this guy guys to the store lmao

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1  15nelsoc 2020-04-20

Snappy save us from these drunk posting retards 🙏

1  rsrfy 2020-04-20

this dude u/ItsZlayers stole it and posted it in r/softwaregore and somehow got waaaay more upvotes.

it's about ethics in updooting 😠

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

This stupidmotherfucker rfy stickied this shit. I got pbr, bud, vodka and some tequila pouring out my nose. What a dumb fuck. Just mod me

1  Sardinops 2020-04-20

Nigga where’s ya stims. Can’t post some beautiful shit like this and then not have Dexedrine to follow up

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

They too pussy to make me a mod

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1  Sardinops 2020-04-20

Nah it’s just you haven’t had enough yet lil bitch

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

ima cut you

1  Sardinops 2020-04-20

sounded like u were gunna cut yourself u little freak

1  GreenAtlantean 2020-04-20

I never cut myself. Had my face kicked out and stabbed. How about you sweetheart?

1  Sardinops 2020-04-20

never had that but I've been curious. I'm 5'5'' and horny. would you stab me with your green atlantern?

1  loli_esports 2020-04-20

bout to head to the liquor store in 3ish hours, what do i buy?

1  Did_I_Read_This 2020-04-20

Yes

1  Lord_Sticky 2020-04-20

Is this supposed to be read to the tune of “Fast Car”?

1  loli_esports 2020-04-20

With a car, you can go anywhere.