Inshallah COVID Truthers will be transformed into Urban Americans

1  2020-04-21 by donaldslabia

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Proof that corona-chan was sent by Allah to cleanse the world of wh*tes and y*llows

MASHALLAH MY BROTHER πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ•‹πŸ•‹

imagine getting a ged and then having it immediately ripped from you

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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Thank you, my height insecurities have now been replaced with most likely non heterosexual fantasies about my gift.

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Oh boy that virus sure was nasty to my lungs but at least I'm not a n..

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A fate worse than death

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