"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
Kids who grew up hollering the n-word on Xbox live are white supremacists now. Kids who grew up playing Nintendo are trans now. That's god's honest truth
Where did you steal it from? No Deuxcel is this smart, all we do is piss and shit all over Reddit to add on extra work to janitorial staff's existing pile.
Sadly the degenerates who get into this stuff tend to be like 14 and it basically fries their brains by the time they grow up, i.e. basically everyone who went to those cringe alt-right rallies a few years ago
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2 seven_numberz 2020-04-21
Looks like I'm a tranny
2 chodemessiah 2020-04-21
the duality of man
2 1262663748488484 2020-04-21
Ah yes, the Dichotomy of the Incel
1 Lil_bob_skywalker 2020-04-21
There's also the Jokerpill option to laugh at the catastrophy of your life/the world and the absurdity of it all. Always take the clownpill.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-21
"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
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1 CervusDesiderat 2020-04-21
Implying that you can't be both.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-21
Like OP
1 goldfish_memories 2020-04-21
RADICAL CENTRISM
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-21
No, thats anticenterism
1 Mayos_side 2020-04-21
PanExtremism
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-04-21
Radical centrist path 😎🔥
1 Mayos_side 2020-04-21
Camp out at the crossroads and show bussy to unwitting travelers.
1 Sheoish 2020-04-21
yuor’e going to walk into the sign dummy
1 lenisnore 2020-04-21
smh my head at centrists lmao
1 GOLDandCOLD 2020-04-21
Kids who grew up hollering the n-word on Xbox live are white supremacists now. Kids who grew up playing Nintendo are trans now. That's god's honest truth
2 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-04-21
Damn that’s the blackpill right there
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-21
What about kids who played ps1
0 Sonicmansuperb 2020-04-21
He is worse than a gamer… he is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a normie
4 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-21
Ay yo this nigga be hating on my ps1 😂😂
1 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
PS1 was the shit!
2 contentedserf 2020-04-21
PC g*mers are split between joining the 42% and the Aut Right
2 froui101 2020-04-21
I grew up playing Nintendo, and I'm a white supremacist. What does this mean???
3 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
It means you like to fuck trans kids.
2 morethanjustasloth 2020-04-21
What if I grow up playing flash games on school computers.
1 thealt1776 2020-04-21
School shooter
1 FloatyFish 2020-04-21
This is way too accurate for my liking, but you’re not wrong. What about kids with Playstations?
4 1262663748488484 2020-04-21
just regular gay niggas
2 Rkorgo 2020-04-21
I played cod in ps3 and also said the n word.
2 RadiantSun 2020-04-21
They are just faggots.
1 SirNinjaCaboose 2020-04-21
They are the "enlightened centrists" the progressives complain about.
1 The_Homocracy 2020-04-21
PlayStation masterrace.
...Wait
1 SirNinjaCaboose 2020-04-21
Jokes aside Xbox folks have more fun.
2 most_slotted_floppy 2020-04-21
Bc we hate women and minorities for $60 a year.
3 SirNinjaCaboose 2020-04-21
Not all heros wear capes. Deus Sieg Vult Heil!
3 Sonicmansuperb 2020-04-21
Thanks to PC gaming you can do it for free
1 endians 2020-04-21
xbox :(
1 ToonamiWasted 2020-04-21
Woo hoo Playstation Chads rise up!
1 thisidntpunny 2020-04-21
No, we are communists. I was radicalized by RDR2.
1 -Shank- 2020-04-21
Disgusting weebs
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-21
Isnt that just also trannys?
1 WearerOfAsshats 2020-04-21
PlayStation users want to be with anime girls, Nintendo users want to become anime girls
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-21
Their perfect for eachother, im so proud of them
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-04-21
What about them? Ps3 had no games lel
1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-21
future child molesters
-2 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
Yeah Nazis tend to fuck kids.
1 Woolgun 2020-04-21
Oh fuck this is way too accurate.
Where did you steal it from? No Deuxcel is this smart, all we do is piss and shit all over Reddit to add on extra work to janitorial staff's existing pile.
1 FLAPPY_FUPA 2020-04-21
So glad I grew up doing this instead of this.
1 [deleted] 2020-04-21
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1 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
I'm one of God's Children, P.C master race.
1 wyota 2020-04-21
There are like 30 times as many White supremacists as trans and like the majority or millennials had Nintendos
0 assassin_is_born 2020-04-21
>grew up playing nintendo and hollering the n-word on TF2
what does this mean?
5 anon69322 2020-04-21
white supremacist tranny, duh, page transgirltradwife for instructions
2 RebelArsonist 2020-04-21
Nazi femboy
1 imnotanaziiswear 2020-04-21
Same, we need answers
1 Sinestram 2020-04-21
Trappy will never die
0 The_end_of_the_cycle 2020-04-21
I use Stadia... what does that mean?
1 SynthGood 2020-04-21
I'll just lean on the wooden sign then.
1 username_suggestion4 2020-04-21
The dichotomy of autism.
When you remove things like "friends" and "real life" and literally grow up online, you can see how it gets like this.
6 Danolix 2020-04-21
Seriously if you start going outdoors, having fun with friends and working on your hobbies you forget about all of this.
5 Mr_HulaStache64 2020-04-21
When you stop hanging out with online gremlins you realise how retarded it all is
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-21
day of the unplugged tubes when?
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-21
Not now, unfortunately. Everyone’s so afraid of 🦇😷the US has gone 100% weeb in 4 weeks
0 1262663748488484 2020-04-21
Sadly the degenerates who get into this stuff tend to be like 14 and it basically fries their brains by the time they grow up, i.e. basically everyone who went to those cringe alt-right rallies a few years ago
1 stargazingofficial 2020-04-21
The two paths, mental illness or mental illness
1 PanKurzcak 2020-04-21
why not both
1 DFNIckS 2020-04-21
This is literally 4chan
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-21
and by definition the rest of the internet because brigades only go out, they never go in
1 inceltiers2 2020-04-21
duexchads take the middleduex chads take the middle path https://i.redd.it/wh8288qfpq101.jpg
1 aqouta 2020-04-21
Nice meme friend.
1 DoorbellGnome 2020-04-21
Me crawling to the americas. jajaja que risa me dio
1 TranstrasserismNow 2020-04-21
:(
1 pootalsrevenge 2020-04-21
You are shadowbanned
1 NeverAskAnyQuestions 2020-04-21
The forked road of autism
1 wiirpy 2020-04-21
I’ll take the nigga path, thank you very much
WE RIDIN WITH BIDEN HOMIE
1 itsmeyaboiskinneypyn 2020-04-21
DAS RIGHT!!!
1 Anatoli667 2020-04-21
Me on the far right.
1 lenisnore 2020-04-21
#WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN?
1 Yeast_Of_Hatred 2020-04-21
become retarded/become racist
1 Degenerate_Yuppie 2020-04-21
Lol OP suspended
1 Woolgun 2020-04-21
Shadowbanned actually. If OP was b& the user page would say so, they also did this to one of Whitney Wisconsin's alts https://www.reddit.com/user/WH1TNEYWISCONS1N/
1 Smomsbreedcrime 2020-04-21
Rape children, or know the truth
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-21
groom children, and then rape them?
1 InPeachOrangeMan 2020-04-21
I just do what the dog whistles tell me to do
1 Fulgrim_Deciever 2020-04-21
Nazpol gang report In 😎😎😎😎
1 AyyTone 2020-04-21
”Girls”
1 AltAccount1352 2020-04-21
there’s definitely a simp mediocrity option on the reddit dot com.
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-04-21
0 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
No I like pork......wait a minute.....
1 assassin_is_born 2020-04-21
niggas be two-tracking this shit
1 themostpowerfulgamer 2020-04-21
Reject this false dichotomy
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-21
Raisin' my fingers to critics
Raisin' my head to the sky, Big, I did it, multi before I die
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight 😎😎
1 Ayuyuyunia 2020-04-21
true path
1 FLAPPY_FUPA 2020-04-21
🔜
1 everymanaking- 2020-04-21
I think I took the right choice
1 endestir 2020-04-21
Switch the backgrounds
1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-04-21
Many actual become trannies first and then transition to white supremacists. The tranny to Nazi pipeline is real and active.
1 RedditFan1387 2020-04-21
me on the right
1 yoboimik3 2020-04-21
I pick both
1 Eardwulf 2020-04-21
me falling off the edge on the far right
1 quantum_darkness 2020-04-21
A castle full of helium. I like it.
1 Gerfielf 2020-04-21
The answer is YES!
1 Uber_noob2000 2020-04-21
Poggers
0 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-21
That doesn't work for me. A: I like my penis. B: I'm not a child molester so I can't be a white supremacist.