The Internet was a mistake

24  2020-04-21 by _-ctrl-_

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When someone tries to do anything about internet 'culture' outside of the internet it will always end up embarrassing. What makes this even worse is that its on amazon prime...

But amazon prime is known to have shit series I guess.

internet ‘culture’ itself is embarrassing, it is merely a mirror into how diseased incels and other "very online" are.

Yup. Not really culture but general retardation. Culture is just said so people involved in it have something to feel special about. But I guess thats pretty much all cultures.

When an individual does it it is retardation. When a group does it it is culture.

when i hear the word culture retard, i reach for my gun

We are such a cultured subreddit

No.

It is not retard

Retard u described this sub

What about the boys?

b-but this specific instance of capeshit is good

"No!"

they wear capes so it must be capeshit

It's anticapeshit capeshit

nazi

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Maybe but I still know decent satire when I see it and the boys is decent

What about that show where Hitler won?

The man in high castle season 2 is so great

S3 is cucked and tired propaganda. As expected from the jews at amazon really

But amazon prime is known to have shit series I guess.

They don't produce shows for your demographic.

They produce shit shows, and sometimes there is a good one by coincedence.

Their primary demographic is college-educated men and women in their late 20s to 30s. They originally started as a streaming platform geared towards the average Netflix subscribers but after they replaced their main content guy, they switched towards a better educated, wealthier demographic. It actually improved their viewership numbers and won them Emmys.

I know, their primary demographic sucks too.

Educated people in their 20s-30s suck?

Depends on if they watch these amazon prime shows

Oh they do

Then probably yes

Literally the problem with the world, yes.

Young people who think that their degree in psychology with a basket weaving minor makes them know everything are fucking atrocious, yes.

The only ones that aren't terminally boring and preachy are the Expanse and Jack Ryan (which I haven't seen but the trailers have enough violence that I know it's not catered towards urbanite woke-scolds). Can you recommend a series outside of those two that doesn't require a vasectomy to enjoy?

Lmao nevermind I found one

Affurmative Action (documentary short): This film looks into the "Meet the Team" pages of several advertising companies who proudly show off their dogs as members of the staff and yet employ zero people of color. Woof.

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Undone has woke-overtones but is worth watching anyways imo due to the unique style (which makes you want to throw up for the first episode but after that it becomes good. Also, the 1st episode is boring af but then it picks up.)

The style definitely looks unique, but I'm always skeptical of a female main character 🧐 bussy gang

I watched 20 minutes of that because there was an ad on amazon that you would get a discount or something when you watch on of their shows for 20 minutes. It was boring, cringey and exactly what I expected an amazon prime show to be, plus the godawful artstyle. And I didnt even get the discount. Should I sue?

Should I sue?

The answer to this is always yes. But, yeah, the first episode sucks ass and you can play it in the background while you do something else tbh

Comrade Detective is funny and just six episodes.

I love Eastern European gommunism shit, so I'll have to watch it

Have you seen Good Bye, Lenin! ?

Not in a very long time. I should watch it again. Thanks

Hunters is pretty funny. It's an AHS wetdream fantasy, with Al Pacino doing a hilarious accent.

I'm pretty rightoided (and retarded), so I'd probably end up coping and seething too much unless it's over the top hilarious

From what I’ve heard, it’s so stupid that it’s funny.

Some jews feed a nazi some doodoo.

Uh dude, he said "over the top hilarious." Call me when the writers turn Al Pacino into a pickle.

Bratwurst would make more sense if you’re trying to lure nazis

I'm Jewish and I found it extremely mind-numbing. I was hoping it would have some teeth like Boys from Brazil or some good action but it ended up being pretty bogus. I honestly hated it, its overly campy, you don't give a shit about anyone on the show, and they try to over stylize shit and break the 4th wall and none of it works. It's all gimmicky bullshit.

Worst part for me is that it is like an AHS fantasy but at the same time somehow felt low key anti-semetic? Like it was jewish minstrel show with all the stereotypical NY jew shit cranked to 11. And the main character is this annoying pos mayo who couldn't be more of a nebbish milquetoast and the nazis one up them the majority of the time. The best part of the whole show is the (((goofy twist))) where it turns out Al Pacino was a fake jew the whole time and actually a nazi incel turned good guy that just really wanted to fuck the main characters grandma so bad he got plastic surgery and assumed her bfs identity.

Sneaky Pete is pretty good. Didn't finish S3 because it shit the bed a bit. Marvel Mrs Mazel is great S1. Fleabag is a show. You'll hate Transparent and will loathe Mozart In The Jungle.

Just watch the first season of their originals.

Oh damn Sneaky Pete actually looks interesting. Muchas gracias

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de nada

Isn't Jack Ryan literally admitted to be literal CIA propaganda by the Office guy?

I haven't heard anything about that, but it wouldn't surprise me. The military cooperates with Hollywood on war movies because they know they're an effective recruiting tool. It wouldn't surprise me if the CIA did the same

inshallah

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No, not inshallah. We're talking about the CIA, knock off snappy 😠

The Man in High Castle S2 is perfection.

S3 is shit propaganda.

S1 is just mind-numbing, just fast forward on it. But S2 is still perfection

We Live in Public was pretty neat. Proto-internet era where you'd have to be a turbosperg to know anything first hand about it.

Man in The High Castle is kino

There are some good ones, but for every good one there are all these tweets of bad ones.

how are seasons 3 and 4? i loved the first two but i kinda forgot about the show

Don't know. Only saw Season 1.

Bad. You'll have a hard time rooting for the rebels, their storylines are all shit. I like what they've done with tapes though, much different from the book

mayo

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too bad. guess i'll check it out and see if i can tolerate it

Season 3 was so damn boring that I never bothered to continue watching it.

I wonder how many petabytes of Apus and Wojaks are stored on AWS servers.

It looks like SXSW dumped all their sewage onto prime video for 10 days, since they kinda got cancelled.

Right after 'cursed films' 🤔

I actually want to watch that

TFW you're attracted to foids

bros...

I can’t imagine being weak and useless enough to break a bone. People who break bones are the scum of the earth. If I was a doctor I wouldn’t bother putting a cast on a broken bone, instead I would just kill the patient. How can someone who breaks a bone function in society, pathetic. A couple days ago a 4th grader asked me to sign his cast, I spat on him and pushed him to the ground. I can’t be bothered with non milk drinkers. A cast is the mark of a bitch and a dysfunctional member of society

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WTF??? F*CK YOU!

Lol did you break a bone? *scoff... lil bitch

Based. So was the Industrial Revolution. The Internet Sucks Now.

Ugly niggas, I'm happy for you, ima let you finish, but mfw having a girlfriend is one of the most depressing decisions of all time

Incels rise up

Yes

It actually doesn't look bad. The lady who made it doesn't have the deepest understanding of chan culture but she can make the distinction between us and gamer redditor incels which puts her miles ahead of most journalists

The sequel is called TFW GF (MALE)

Honestly I watched a bit of this and it's better than I expected. I think she's autistic enough it might be decent

dude this is going to be great. drama will spew about incels. look at some of the reactions already lmao: https://glidemagazine.com/241698/tfw-no-gf-review/

Troids are women. Cis foids aren’t.

This is cultural appropriation.

I better go on deuxrama to discuss this

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i better be getting royalties from using my life in a movie

You know you never get any 🤣

TFW not featured in documentary

you and me deuxbro

😚 😌

Aren’t wojaks dog whistles for hackers

Nigga, most of us have girlfriends? Why do these Hollywood execs need to make ya look like incels?

Nigga, most of us have girlfriends?

https://youtu.be/2BUOAOv8wSk?t=54

Damn

20 something

Guess all the 30yo virgins killed themselves