THE CORVID IS EVERYWHERE!!!!! 🌽-cel ️😋 doesn't understand what's over the top about wearing a military grade respirator to Wal-fucking-Mart to pick up groceries

4  2020-04-21 by _reason_biden_lost_

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Sounds like a neck beard is jealous I got a cool mask.

Bro u sure u not just retarded tho 😳😳

Like OP who calls it military grade? lol, its the mask we use at work for powder coating metal. Walking into a store that had 5 positive cases this week, in the most affected city in Iowa? Yeah no, I’ll use those homemade masks as toilet paper before I strap one to my face.

Go to another store lmao

Ok, tell me which stores have tested all employees and customers to ensure the store is clear...

Ignorance is bliss man 😇

Yeah, fully aware.

You're good Broski we're actually the faggots here.

First, what the fuck is this sub.

There’s so much to unpack here, the more I dig, the more lost I am.

Basically shitposting. Just don't take anything serious.

Btw nice mask. I've been using my 3M 6200 with 7093 P-100 filters for weeks now.

Ah, in that case...

Y’all top cunts, absolutely smashing.

Been using a 3M 6500 with organic vapor + P-100 covers. Covered me peepers with Uvex Stealth googles. The daft bastards were to much of a cunt to mess with, so I got me a full face and now I’m fuckin peachy mate!

Oh man I got an old Soviet one for 30 bucks with an Israeli filter. The guy at the gas station nearly shit his pants.

Do you wear your (((Jew))) filter when baking cookies??

No just during my shower

That shower door wouldn't happen to be made out of (((wood))) would it?

Been using a 3M 6500 with organic vapor + P-100 covers

Bruh. You rip some fat cloudz with that? Some serious chunky cotton?

I'm rocking a Voopoo Drag Xtreme, with Nylon Drip Tip and Kanthal 0.1ohm coils. Nana cream 50ml

Nana cream

At this point I can't even tell what part of this is made up, although I am pretty sure it's this part

Is there anything gayer than vapers?

no

Based doomer

This, but actually the opposite

r/whoosh

Cope

"Military grade"

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Mask is cool, the lack of looting is pretty mayo though tbh.

N*ggercels would have raped everyone in there

I bet you(someone) could get laid dressing up in a hazmat suit and following absolutely 0 other guidelines

Lol I honestly wear a Soviet gas mask to Walmart. Only way to get Mexicans to get the fuck away from me.

“Oh, no, esta perra no está jodiendo.”

3 months ago most of the people on reddit would’ve celebrated if every boomer was eviscerated.

Now everyone has made it their life mission to prevent grandma from getting beer flu.

Meanwhile if you go out in public all of the boomers give zero fucks and don’t care about the virus. Absolute chads.

They made Zoomers and Millennial’s do all the hard work so gramps can go to Walmart and pick up prune juice. Absolute giga chads.

Look at it this way...have you ever actually SEEN the virus yourself?

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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