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Haha whew that brings me back to the good old days back when the only 'DnD' we were doin was Drinkin n' Drivin

i'm in jail cuz i forgot my abc's

another dwi drunk and fuckin high

-mexican child rapist

wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy

virtual cheers from iraq

the sand isnt the only thing dry here

Back in my day DnD meant Dine N Dash after a succulent Chinese meal.

is there anything better than pulling into your carport completely trashed and immediately lighting a cigarette in the same motion as getting out of the car

its probably what going to heaven feels like. the safety and warmth of being home

the bruise and cruise fandom is dying

u mean booze?

Sick sideways drift bro

How'd you get this picture of me?

Drunk drivers be like: Did I really crash a family of four? They aint up here

Wut dis cracka ass no bout malt liquor nigga dat ain't no olde english or kang cobra

https://i.imgur.com/Gr2mtLZ.jpg

Pro tip: if you don't have a bottle opener, you can use seat belt clip to open beer bottles while driving

Don't even have a bottle opener at home, pair of pliers works just as easily.

Clack sip aaaaah, I sule do love eating bats

Coof coof that is kind of stulong my flend, i am alcohol lightweight!!

Thanks king!

king 👑 sh🅱️t 😤😤😤