You thought you were the best sub but WallStreetBets and options trading found me. Presidency confirmed

2  2020-04-22 by CasanovaNova

17 comments

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3  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-22

I’m proud of what you’ve done with that free stock, king.

1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-22

Thank you. I see the circle when many only see the line they run on.

2  endians 2020-04-22

You have a Casanova disciple flair, surreal

1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-22

I am Casanova Nova.

0  I_Shah 2020-04-22

r/wsb went to shit over the last few months

1  KangofHoteps 2020-04-22

It really has. They’ve had an exponential increase in subscribers https://subredditstats.com/r/WallstreetBets

It’s the modern Joe Kennedy “when the shoe shine boy has stock tips, it’s time to cash out” Most of the asshats on wsb have no idea what they’re doing and options trades are now 5x the volume of actual stocks https://i.imgur.com/X8926IK.png It’s gonna crash at some point.

1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-22

Jesus you Boomers will find out when we don’t need your will to extract tendies from your 401K

1  SpezKILLSSwartz 2020-04-22

faggot.

-1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-22

Still get laid more than you, incel

No one asked you to come, but now that you’re here, here’s the new town jester!

2  jebbyjeb3 2020-04-22

Seriousposting? In my DeuxRAMA?

1  SpezKILLSSwartz 2020-04-22

faggot

1  Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-22

What should invest in so that i can profit off the inevitable collapse?

1  jannieseatmyass 2020-04-22

A nuclear fallout shelter.