It is literally impossible to dehumanize internet janitors

2  2020-04-23 by MikeStoklasa-cel

because Jannies aren't people

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Dehumanizing yourself by mutilating your body? Totally fine

Being called mean words on the internet? The end of the world

Doing it all for zero compensation? Based and jannypilled

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Reminder to tip your janitor.

ok

farts on janny's face

Okay. Because I'm nice I'll tip a massive 20%.

HEY JANNIE. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND CLEAN THIS SHIT UP OFF THE FLOOR

The Jannie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, nigger, neet, $0 worker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jannie and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”