Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
If you hadn't realized already, most women look terrible when they're not wearing mountains of makeup, posing perfectly for their shot, and neurotically editing out their imperfections.
Convention center overhead fluorescent lighting isn’t doing anyone favors either. There’s a reason bars and strip clubs don’t have the same lighting as a grocery store.
I feel bad for them as well. Imagine how bad of a relationship you would have to have with everyone else in your life in order to take photos with smeagols oversized cousin for a tenner in the hopes he beats it to videos of you getting fucked later. We need to go back.
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3 clean-it-up-jannies 2020-04-23
The black guy in the background here lmao
https://twitter.com/pornstarfan4l/status/1253207545025646597/photo/4
3 Ayuyuyunia 2020-04-23
never forget that these are the type of people that unironically defend g*ssy
3 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
The Evan Stone one was obviously the hottest: no gussy.
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Good morning, I hate men
2 ClementineChime 2020-04-23
Even got a male pornstar in there. Respect.
2 not-claudius 2020-04-23
So many dudes in that thread saying he’s the luckiest guy in the world 🤣🤣🤣 the fuck on
2 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-04-23
He's lucky. Not everyone has that extra pair of chromy
And what is this pose? This should be the standard
2 kioshiacute 2020-04-23
he reactivated his account? also lmao at his coomer claw
2 Cheap-Power 2020-04-23
Idk what it is about pornstar pics but they all look hot
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-23
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 GoldenSunGod 2020-04-23
You're welcome to Ram Ranch any time big boy
1 FloatyFish 2020-04-23
The absolute state of manchild coomers. Also, you know he made that username in 7th grade and is proud of it to this day lol.
1 forseti911 2020-04-23
He was actually not retarded before he started his quest.
2 FloatyFish 2020-04-23
I don’t believe this because you have to be retarded to even go on this quest in the first place.
1 forseti911 2020-04-23
It's true he had a normal amount of chromosomes back then.
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-04-23
https://twitter.com/Pornstarfan4L/status/1220171297021448192
http://i.imgur.com/pkVfgxa.jpg
3 Wethesheeples 2020-04-23
Shit, I knew his face looked familiar
1 myNAMEjef420 2020-04-23
Der coomer
1 Chapose 2020-04-23
Bruh these foids dont even look good.
4 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
Most of them do faggot.
4 Chapose 2020-04-23
Alright.
Shoutout to all my blind niggas btw
3 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-04-23
If you hadn't realized already, most women look terrible when they're not wearing mountains of makeup, posing perfectly for their shot, and neurotically editing out their imperfections.
6 salafi-saddam 2020-04-23
I am reluctant to criticise the work of Allah but they could use some improvement
9 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
3 strumyabird 2020-04-23
The modern foid is actually the work of Khazars
1 KangofHoteps 2020-04-23
Convention center overhead fluorescent lighting isn’t doing anyone favors either. There’s a reason bars and strip clubs don’t have the same lighting as a grocery store.
2 Cheap-Power 2020-04-23
Cope
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-23
I was just thinking it’s strange how far separated the real and online has gotten, but that oomer guy is a better way to put it lmao
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-04-23
they are hotter than any rat faced gargoyle u’ve tried to bring home i’m sure
1 Chapose 2020-04-23
Lol seethe
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-23
Lmao
3 CumBlaster8000 2020-04-23
You know, I kinda respect the sluts that went above and beyond for this chromosome ridden coomer
7 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
He's weird looking but I can also see how they may have found him cute or sth - a lot depends on how awkward or not he was acting there.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-04-23
Probably assume he has 💰💰💰
3 OuttaTime42069 2020-04-23
He says it was $60 to get in, and $10-20 for a photo.
1 theyearsstartcomin 2020-04-23
Shit, one of them replied. 90% of it is how horrible his style and posture are
If he dressed like the dude from ghost hunters hed look like a fayg, but not a stalker youd need dental records after to identify his victims
1 ashleychudd 2020-04-23
Le sex pest face.
1 Things_Remote 2020-04-23
I can’t even laugh at this. This dude is going to murder some kid in the future and we are all complicit as a species. What the hell.
3 mob16151 2020-04-23
That's what makes it funny.
3 daggermag 2020-04-23
Ok psycho
3 theyearsstartcomin 2020-04-23
Women were a mistake but even im worried for the women in these pics
2 Things_Remote 2020-04-23
I feel bad for them as well. Imagine how bad of a relationship you would have to have with everyone else in your life in order to take photos with smeagols oversized cousin for a tenner in the hopes he beats it to videos of you getting fucked later. We need to go back.
1 Soylent_Official 2020-04-23
Mat Pat from Game Theory?
1 averagecoomservative 2020-04-23
Holy shit! He looks exactly like matpat aside from the shitty haircut.
We need to post this on r/gametheorists right away!
4 Rosey9898 2020-04-23
F
2 Soylent_Official 2020-04-23
ok zoomer
1 fast_tremolo_picking 2020-04-23
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO7rI5mW4AAGXSp?format=jpg
chin game strong
1 [deleted] 2020-04-23
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1 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
Defnitely a witch.
1 arsepirate69 2020-04-23
Awhh, it looks kind of wholesome.
2 TimGuoRen 2020-04-23
True. Absolute Chad confidence, too.
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Autists with no self awareness isn't confidence
5 TimGuoRen 2020-04-23
You could not be more wrong.
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Confidence is knowing you may be perceived as retarded but not giving a shit
These kind of cumbrain autists aren't even aware how others perceive them
1 TimGuoRen 2020-04-23
Do I have to say it again?
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Umm 1 + 1 is 3. Do I have to say it again sweaty?
1 TimGuoRen 2020-04-23
How does it feel to be autistic and having no confidence, incel?
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Keep thinking your public sperging is """"confident"""" sweaty
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Keep thinking your public sperging is """"confident"""" sweaty
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-23
We've gotten to the point where a dude proudly posts his coom obsession on social media.
3 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
And that's obviously a good thing, save for all the gussy.
1 not-claudius 2020-04-23
I miss r/coomer lol. Fuck I even miss r/oomer
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-23
That’s a lot of meth face, damn.
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-04-23
What a fucking chad 🇹🇩
my man knows what he likes 🤷🏻♂️