He let prostitutes shit into his mouth, married a hooker, and may or may not have murdered his fellow sexpat neighbor in Belize. I 100% believe this man fucked an actual whale.
Whales swim 5 times quicker that a human, have dicks feet in length, so the girl-bussy must be a canyon. He's pretty much admitted it was a lie in his appearance on The Official Podcast. But he almost certainly did murder his neighbour in Belize. McAfee's dog was killed with poison, suspected to be his neighbour, then his neighbour's found dead a few days after. He claims he managed to escape jail by faking a heart attack, which is so funny to imagine I hope it's true
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3 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-23
Vote McAfee, vote Pirate.
3 Epicman93 2020-04-23
The fact that one man can be so based - is proof that Allah is real 🙏☪️🙏
3 MacisCheesy 2020-04-23
honest to god, McAffee is at the highest peak any human has reached in their life
2 Anagalmeshshu 2020-04-23
He talks like the joker
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1 FloatyFish 2020-04-23
McAfee should be an honorary jannie for this sub.
1 adhamrlf 2020-04-23
He tells people on twitter that he fucked a whale, and people believe him! He's to advanced for this place
2 VanillaReign 2020-04-23
He let prostitutes shit into his mouth, married a hooker, and may or may not have murdered his fellow sexpat neighbor in Belize. I 100% believe this man fucked an actual whale.
3 adhamrlf 2020-04-23
Whales swim 5 times quicker that a human, have dicks feet in length, so the girl-bussy must be a canyon. He's pretty much admitted it was a lie in his appearance on The Official Podcast. But he almost certainly did murder his neighbour in Belize. McAfee's dog was killed with poison, suspected to be his neighbour, then his neighbour's found dead a few days after. He claims he managed to escape jail by faking a heart attack, which is so funny to imagine I hope it's true
4 VanillaReign 2020-04-23
As if a whale would swim away from an absolute chad like McAfee. I choose to believe he swam up its cooch and fucked it from the inside.
1 adhamrlf 2020-04-23
Achievements unlocked: new fetish acquired
2 strumyabird 2020-04-23
Maybe he didn't put it in the whale gussy but rather the blow hole.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-23
because his backstory lol. he can completely do a Tucker Max and fake everything and it would still be believable
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-04-23
I bet he doesn't do half the stuff he says he does, probably just drinks and smokes every day and occasionally does coke and shit posts
1 katzen_kratzen 2020-04-23
Nothing but respect for MY president