Coked up hacker tells sheeple to wake the fuck up

1  2020-04-23 by adhamrlf

17 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Vote McAfee, vote Pirate.

The fact that one man can be so based - is proof that Allah is real 🙏☪️🙏

honest to god, McAffee is at the highest peak any human has reached in their life

He talks like the joker

Y'all can't behave.

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McAfee should be an honorary jannie for this sub.

He tells people on twitter that he fucked a whale, and people believe him! He's to advanced for this place

He let prostitutes shit into his mouth, married a hooker, and may or may not have murdered his fellow sexpat neighbor in Belize. I 100% believe this man fucked an actual whale.

Whales swim 5 times quicker that a human, have dicks feet in length, so the girl-bussy must be a canyon. He's pretty much admitted it was a lie in his appearance on The Official Podcast. But he almost certainly did murder his neighbour in Belize. McAfee's dog was killed with poison, suspected to be his neighbour, then his neighbour's found dead a few days after. He claims he managed to escape jail by faking a heart attack, which is so funny to imagine I hope it's true

As if a whale would swim away from an absolute chad like McAfee. I choose to believe he swam up its cooch and fucked it from the inside.

Achievements unlocked: new fetish acquired

Maybe he didn't put it in the whale gussy but rather the blow hole.

because his backstory lol. he can completely do a Tucker Max and fake everything and it would still be believable

I bet he doesn't do half the stuff he says he does, probably just drinks and smokes every day and occasionally does coke and shit posts

Nothing but respect for MY president