PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.
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4 Graderthan 2020-04-23
Too busy sucking off their golden retrievers to ever learn about copy pastas
5 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-23
Hey don't stereotype white woman like that, some of them suck off their pitbulls
9 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-04-23
America’s real class system:
The bougie golden retriever fucker
the prole pibble fucker
3 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-23
Fucking lol
4 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-23
it would be hilarious to see some regular dude get V& over a silly copypasta lmao
5 TotesAgotes 2020-04-23
There was some guy a few years back who put it on a college survey and got booted out iirc
4 LbortZ 2020-04-23
The real cringe is all the redditors in the comments of every cringetopia post.
4 poopoocumcum 2020-04-23
Imagine being the cop that gets this on their desk and recognizing the copypasta from when you were younger
3 mob16151 2020-04-23
So uh, who dis bitch?
1 AllisonGator 2020-04-23
Some litearlly who actress. This is the thread it's from
https://archive.is/H96MQ
3 clean-it-up-jannies 2020-04-23
Good luck backtracing the sender, I hear he’s behind 9 proxies
3 DFNIckS 2020-04-23
The last guy was only behind 7 and got v&
3 SynthGood 2020-04-23
These are exactly the type of comments that I'd expect from an american/boomer/mayo foids. no stereotypes just all makes sense.
2 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-23
I think that's the Twitter thread I got permabanned in. I sent that same text an said I'm not joking= ban
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-23
Based copypastacel dabbing on the normies
2 theallspice 2020-04-23
Anyone got a link to the original tweet
1 AllisonGator 2020-04-23
It's deleted, but this is the reply:
https://twitter.com/PhelpsieSarah/status/1107265810169585665
2 MacisCheesy 2020-04-23
honest to god, mayos can't take jokes
1 strumyabird 2020-04-23
Unless it's told by a minority comedian. Shout out to Lily Singh.
2 StoneStasis 2020-04-23
ITS OVER
2 Loligrabber 2020-04-23
Her books like they're catered only to the dogpilled
2 strumyabird 2020-04-23
Yikerinos 😲😲
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They targeted gamers. Gamers.
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1 DFNIckS 2020-04-23
PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.
1 mothbrainz 2020-04-23
Dumb hoes being dumb hoes. Color me flabbergasted