It's such a burden.

1  2020-04-23 by whiteypoints

30 comments

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Unless...?

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Thank God for women, standing there providing emotional and physical support to her man in his ultimate time of need.

Did the store security also make him measure his bone pressed erect length to see if he was lying about the 10?

Don’t believe it.

This is like that Jonah Falcon guy who claims to have a 13 inch duck but there’s no evidence anywhere.

So, this guy has a 10 inches and what a surprise he’s not gonna prove it?

Hey everyone my cock is 15 inches, I’m not gonna show it though just trust me.

Imagine not having a 13 inch duck lmao what are you poor or something

Isn't that the dude that George Takei was jerking off on Howard Stern? There is video of that.

I don’t believe you and also don’t send me that video if it exists which it doesn’t.

Das me

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

Snapshots:

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Honest to god, I didn't even notice it was snappy until I saw the snapshot links

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God damn. Imagine having a 10inch vagina

Would be a perfect fit for his 10 inch dick. Practically made for him.

Her eyes aren't the only thing hollow

Hot af

I'd appreciate if you don't spread this article about me

Man pulls out the corpse of his silicone-sausage and gets one final use out of it.

These people should be melted down to reclaim resources.

N O R F

F C

he looks like a real tough nut

That camel toe tho.

Hes literally me🥰🥰

Nah he’s a chad you’re not

Chav chad

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Is that the dude on the left with the 10 inches dick? Because he looks much more confident than the one on the right, who is clearly compensating for something.

Stroke-on-Trent

lol

Rns

Sam Elliot is writing clickbait articles now