Well, obese people are retarded enough to let themselves go in the first place, so this doesn't surprise me.

Imagine having a 3feet fat layer as a built-in social distancing tool.

yikes

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Turn the contrast down to normal on your phone son

That should social distance themselves from fast food, amiright?

its probably someone the fatty knows. if you live with someone I doubt you'd give a shit about keeping apart while outside. god this quarantine shit is turning people into hall monitors, its pathetic

I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. Based? nu-male? And why do they hate the nintendo switch so much? I googled "soyboy meme" and now I'm even more mystified.

Snapshots:

1. social distancing for dummies - archive.org, archive.today

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brapicide when?

I hate fat people

The parking meter is permanently claiming that spot, but it's only half the risk of a normal person. This seems reasonable. The person behind her should maintain more distance from her than a single spot anyways.

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The pigeon isn't going to move, so she's stuck there for a while.

Of course she's fat.

Hell no she built like a fridge!