Just beat the little zoomer turd this isn't a hard problem. I mean the story is obviously fake, but hypothetically.

Better if she just gave in

She will. Just give it some time.

bang on my bathroom door when I’m trying to take a shit

Leave the poor lad alone. He’s just trying to get his SNIFFFFF on, for god sake.

BrapHogs rise Up!

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complain about women dominated society and how he's not getting any

Imagine being so developmentally disabled you would believe this

Why did we allow women to vote and work again?

Dunno bout the vote, but making them work is the only way to be able to enjoy some brewskies with the boys in peace without the old ball 'n chain naggin your ears off.

imagine believing this obvious bait, they'll believe anything as long as moids are bad

I believed it until the "oh also he's an incel, we hate incels, don't we fellow sex-havers" ending that every fake story on reddit has. Far too convenient for this embodiment of toxic masculinity to also explicitly say "I AM AN INCEL AND HATE WOMEN". That's rarely how it works.

Before that point I just assumed she had a developmentally disabled nephew and was too self-absorbed to know it.

Ok incel 💅🏿

volcel*

Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart

Have fun going to hell you lustful intentioned heathen

"roasties mad" is the only thing I want to hear in life, it warms my heart.

14?

That’s assault brotha

It's basically attempted murder

Future Deuxcel

You never know unless you try

I have a younger nephew who is growing up to be a mischievous one, fighting all his cousins. Why? His parents are from lesbos. 😐

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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1. Zoomer Chad makes roasties mad - archive.org, archive.today

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I had no idea somone so young could be so based

Based beyond any measurements

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NTA sweaty, your house your rul- ohhh 🤭😏

I'm picking up some KING energy from this lad