You're all complete and utter idiots and this place is an absolute cesspool.
1 2020-04-24 by SwansonsJohnson
I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.
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14 toomanytabsopen 2020-04-24
Nice blog, faggot
11 ERECTION_MASTER8000 2020-04-24
expand on that
10 BalkanPartisan 2020-04-24
are u gay?
1 [deleted] 2020-04-24
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5 SwansonsJohnson 2020-04-24
Snappy gets it y'all.
6 Kat_B0T 2020-04-24
Imagine having a user name based on <popular melllenial sitcom> and expecting us to read a book about how you think this sub is problematic. What drives people to do this?
5 ponybopper 2020-04-24
imagine eating the weakest bait in the universe, what drives people to do this?
3 Kat_B0T 2020-04-24
Imagine reading the post to realize it’s bait.
1 SwansonsJohnson 2020-04-24
Imagine reading or voting on anything on reddit, ever, at all.
4 Kat_B0T 2020-04-24
Nah dude, I read shit just not books
1 [deleted] 2020-04-24
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4 weboomin 2020-04-24
You're just having a neurotic episode, it's common for jews, spend some time on self-care today 😊
4 xx_gamerbulma_xx 2020-04-24
The ancient Greek considered fucking women a duty to the city, because babies are needed for a strong Army. But to find real pleasure they would fuck each other because only a man has the intellectual capacity to understand another man. Bromance was literally the norm. They had a motto that somewhat translates into "women for duty, men for pleasure". Their misogyny was such that in some cities the women developed completely different dialects because they had such little contact with the men. And somehow the Greek had more mathematicians, philosophers, architects than the rest of the more "traditional" humanity had, until Galileo invented the scientific method and started modern physics quite a lot of years later. So I'm not gay. I'm a Spartan.
3 averagecoomservative 2020-04-24
https://imgur.com/a/F0Vtx5b
3 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-24
Bad meme
3 kennygspart 2020-04-24
Seethe and cope
2 StoneStasis 2020-04-24
haha good post, friend. may I share this on facebook?
2 Vheysel 2020-04-24
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-24
Can I put these word on the grill?
2 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-04-24
So it’s me and who else
2 LegitimateMail0 2020-04-24
You actually posted this to reddit dot com. Your argument is void, you’re tainted as a dookcel forever now
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-24
Didn't read lol
1 DIES-_-IRAE 2020-04-24
Nobody here cares about your opinion.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally think about that for a second.
Nobody. Cares.
3 SwansonsJohnson 2020-04-24
Wasnt asking you, cretin.
Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.
Ok...ahem
Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh
For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:
Eat my fucking ass.
2 AutoModerator 2020-04-24
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2 DIES-_-IRAE 2020-04-24
Threatening me with a good time, eh?
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-04-24
Cameron?
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-04-24
K
1 mob16151 2020-04-24
Can I get a TL:DR
1 GoldTyrant 2020-04-24
Source for that? Source? Hey buddy, got a source?
1 Alpha_Soy_Man 2020-04-24
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of r/DeuxRAMA. r/DeuxRAMA is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." r/DeuxRAMA is not Facebook's whiteknighting. r/DeuxRAMA is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. r/DeuxRAMA is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.
We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
1 TranstrasserismNow 2020-04-24
words words words
1 reformedaugust 2020-04-24
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1 rogue_nebula 2020-04-24
Rephrase in a way that explains using marvel characters and reddit memes?
1 niggxrmonkey123 2020-04-24
Woah there buddy, take it easy
1 ZloiVarangoi 2020-04-24
Where am I
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-04-24
Ive researched my politics and have absolute credibility. I will now demonstrate my high IQ and years of research into intellectual discussion by giving you the response you deserve.
AHEM!
Niggers tongue my anus.
1 Verumero 2020-04-24
Stop stealing snappy’s copypasta. I only let real chads treat me that way
1 huntetcalibur010 2020-04-24
Too long where's the tldr?
1 bluedono 2020-04-24
Yes op thank you I have been saying this the whole time. Also random question does anyone know what sub I would go to for tasteful trap pictures?