That has to be the gayest word in the English language. As a wise man once said:
"[reddiquette is] literally the faggiest concept ever, even the word itself looks gay and french. 'reddiquette' drops the soap in gay word prison and gets gangbanged by 'yummy' and 'yikes'"
Yeah this post might be interesting if it wasn't full of stupid r/drama shit, gotta make sure we call everyone -cels and -lets and call people autistic or else the drama folks won't appreciate our post!
That subreddit is 100% satire, while the joke us distasteful I doubt the guy even has a kid and is just fucking with you
Why don't the retards read the sidebar? It's not satire. It's not trolling. It's not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abbyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video games.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "gamers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gamers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogames. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of gamers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the gamer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
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6 clean-it-up-jannies 2020-04-25
You are too based for this world
5 hashtagrealaccount 2020-04-25
And they've deleted their profile over the shame of making that thread. Classic reddit.
3 NecroC 2020-04-25
Reddit rules dictate you are telling the truth because you didn't mark your post with /s
3 CornReaper 2020-04-25
Um, sweaty, not marking your post with /s or /uj is a reddiquette violation
5 silverpanther17 2020-04-25
That has to be the gayest word in the English language. As a wise man once said:
"[reddiquette is] literally the faggiest concept ever, even the word itself looks gay and french. 'reddiquette' drops the soap in gay word prison and gets gangbanged by 'yummy' and 'yikes'"
2 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-04-25
-Osama Bin Laden
1 Soylent_Official 2020-04-25
/uj There is no god but Allah
1 NecroC 2020-04-25
To die
To sleep
Perchance to dream
In that sleep of death
What dreams may come
1 [deleted] 2020-04-25
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3 Longratter 2020-04-25
It's always funny when people go online without assuming everything is fake. These are the kind of people who click on scammer links
2 sweatergod_ 2020-04-25
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/g7u3g0/guy_threatens_to_hurt_his_children_because_i_told/fojm63l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The reply lmaooo
4 myNAMEjef420 2020-04-25
You know they say inability to detect satire is linked with autism.
3 TheInternetSucksNow 2020-04-25
Is this why redditroids can't take a joke? 🤔
2 wizdumb337 2020-04-25
"NadSigger" hmmmmmm 🤔
2 improperarticulation 2020-04-25
these “people” would be used as toilet paper in caveman times
2 wizdumb337 2020-04-25
You amazing bastard
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-25
Yeah this post might be interesting if it wasn't full of stupid r/drama shit, gotta make sure we call everyone -cels and -lets and call people autistic or else the drama folks won't appreciate our post!
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1 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-04-25
Man, its not funny. Please don't hurt children
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-25
Da chidrun . Those little cumbqgs shouldnt even be on reddi5 th3y should b3 playint f9rtnite beinf monitored by tyeie re5arded theethless grqndmas
1 TheInternetSucksNow 2020-04-25
This isn't /r/drama you don't have to type like a retard. Just think like one.
2 SNCA_ 2020-04-25
Who the fuck can type well?
3 gonight 2020-04-25
get dabbed on you peasant 2-digit wpm
1 deezds007 2020-04-25
No fun allowed
1 TheInternetSucksNow 2020-04-25
Why don't the retards read the sidebar? It's not satire. It's not trolling. It's not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abbyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video games.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "gamers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gamers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogames. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of gamers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the gamer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI GAMERS, RISE UP!
1 GTLM94 2020-04-25
I just unplugged my Xbox 360
1 TheInternetSucksNow 2020-04-25
👑 shit
You know what you have to do next. Godspeed.
1 Zorak_Prison_Pod 2020-04-25
Yes. Plug it back in and chew on the cord.
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-25
This just cracked me up. Well played, sir/madame.