my moist ballsack & my precum have a tangy yet musky aroma that you will enjoy. If you are lucky I will perhaps begin to sweat upon which you may experience a small ocean wind which is a combination of the salt in sweat as well as a rich flatulence. If I deem your worshipping of my semen sockets worthy perhaps i will consider allowing you to move to the main course- that is my thick & sopping member. If you have successfully pleasured my cum compartments it is highly likely that I have begun to secrete precum which heightens the stank that you will inhale possibly causing you to cum upon first sniff. You will move up and down my bratwurst sausage with your tongue and lips until I grow tired of it. Then I will utilize my large hands and push your tiny head upon my meaty carrot until it reaches down and tickles your diaphragm. Your mascara will run and you will cry and or possibly die of suffocation. Anyone below 5'3" dies of internal bleeding and the loss of organs into my urethra. I will release a primal groan and spray my cum into your esophagus. Thick seed will pour and spray violently from all your orifices. If you didn't die before you will now. Eventually the entire room will be flooded with semen up to about 4 inches. I retract my stinking heaving mushroom and your corpse sags into the semen soup. The deed is done.
So, there’s this show called “Rick and Morty”, one of the protagonists is a sciencetist named Richard, although he is commonly referred to as ‘Rick’. One day, he decides to turn himself into a cucumber mixed with vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and onion, otherwise known as a pickle. In his pickle form he calls himself “Pickle Rick”, this is, in my humble opinion, the most comedic scene in television history.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-04-25
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3 FloatyFish 2020-04-25
If this is what they took from us, they can continue to keep taking as much as they want.
3 k5josh 2020-04-25
I think I'll send "them" a signed thank-you card.
2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-25
Based and tedpilled
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-25
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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1 johnnysteen 2020-04-25
Absolutely haram.
1 Roope_Rankka2 2020-04-25
No
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-04-25
I don’t know who “they” are, but I’m really grateful that they did that
1 Thintwiggy 2020-04-25
Title reads like something a Chapo fag would say 🤢
1 weedlebu1 2020-04-25
my moist ballsack & my precum have a tangy yet musky aroma that you will enjoy. If you are lucky I will perhaps begin to sweat upon which you may experience a small ocean wind which is a combination of the salt in sweat as well as a rich flatulence. If I deem your worshipping of my semen sockets worthy perhaps i will consider allowing you to move to the main course- that is my thick & sopping member. If you have successfully pleasured my cum compartments it is highly likely that I have begun to secrete precum which heightens the stank that you will inhale possibly causing you to cum upon first sniff. You will move up and down my bratwurst sausage with your tongue and lips until I grow tired of it. Then I will utilize my large hands and push your tiny head upon my meaty carrot until it reaches down and tickles your diaphragm. Your mascara will run and you will cry and or possibly die of suffocation. Anyone below 5'3" dies of internal bleeding and the loss of organs into my urethra. I will release a primal groan and spray my cum into your esophagus. Thick seed will pour and spray violently from all your orifices. If you didn't die before you will now. Eventually the entire room will be flooded with semen up to about 4 inches. I retract my stinking heaving mushroom and your corpse sags into the semen soup. The deed is done.
Er i mean they in triple parantheses.
1 FetusFlush 2020-04-25
Holy fucking based.
1 SQLerection 2020-04-25
So, there’s this show called “Rick and Morty”, one of the protagonists is a sciencetist named Richard, although he is commonly referred to as ‘Rick’. One day, he decides to turn himself into a cucumber mixed with vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and onion, otherwise known as a pickle. In his pickle form he calls himself “Pickle Rick”, this is, in my humble opinion, the most comedic scene in television history.