One night I was laying in bed in my home (after months of relentless, overt gangstalking) and I suddenly felt extremely powerful anal "penetration" and my penis got hard. The anal penetration didn't go away and as I laid there dumbfounded I eventually orgasmed, ejaculating in my pants. This occurrence repeated several times a day for multiple days in a row. I would wake up to the feeling of anal penetration and immediately ejaculate upon awakening. I was 22 years old at the time.
I'm 50/50 on whether this is some suppressed memory of when his touchy uncle came over, or if my homeboy here doesnt hydrate enough (opioid side effect?🤔) and had a log massage his prostate in his sleep.
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1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-04-26
I'm 50/50 on whether this is some suppressed memory of when his touchy uncle came over, or if my homeboy here doesnt hydrate enough (opioid side effect?🤔) and had a log massage his prostate in his sleep.