Enjoying the quarantine, wagies?

1  2020-04-27 by luisinhu

50 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Not a wagie but a college student. Fuck this NEET life, it was fun for the first two weeks but I cannot stand online classes, I hate going to sleep at 4am every day, I hate being inside all the time and I hate eating junk food almost every day.

At least I know it's gonna end soon (11th of May), I won't go to school until September but at least I'll be able to get a social life back, restaurants will reopen and I'll finally be able to go wherever I want without risking a fine.

I hate going to sleep at 4am every day

This nigga got no self control πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

nice blog post

Lol, just go to bed early. Holy shit.

>college student

>NEET

>No Employment Education Training

His powers levels are too low.

Well I haven't been doing anything for almost 2 months now so I'm just like u unemployed fags now

You just sound like a massive fag, weak willed and whiny. And who gives a shit about restaurants like nigger can’t you cook for yourself?

I can, but why would I do it when I can just pay some wagie do it for me ?

because eventually $TRUSTFUND$ cuts you off

Idk what a trust fund is but I live with my parents and college is almost free since I live in a civilised country.

Social life? Who would want to be friends with this whiny faggot LOL

You can go outside and avoid proximity to hoids, faggot.

And in what way can you buy junk food and not proper frozen meat?

No i can't. Idk where u live but here we need a going outside loicense.

Krautreich. Wtf lamo country you in??!

France. Like u make the license yourself but if you're outside for more than hour, too far from your house or if the cops think your reason isn't valid you can get fined

Woah that sucks - what's wrong with some hours of solitude in nature? And if you're on a bike it's even safer. Sounds stupid to me.

Sounds stupid to most ppl here too but you have to realise that in this country it's necessary bc some people are just absolute idiots. We're not on the level of Americans who protest against lockdown but we're pretty fucking close bc a lot of ppl just think "we're not going to stop enjoying life bc of a little flu that only kills old ppl anyways".

Also it's a great way for this incompetent government to make some money. After claiming for 2 months that masks were useless they're now gonna start fining ppl who take public transport without wearing a mask.

I was just removed as a moderator, and it saddens me greatly to no longer be a member of the mod team. I'm a tall bearded burly man, and I ugly-cried about it into a pillow last night. Being removed as a mod has ripped my guts right out of me.

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You are worse than a parasite. A parasite at least has drive, a reason to live and works for its goals.

NEETs are human garbage. If you want to exist off the efforts of everyone else’s work, then we reserve the right to terminate you at any time.

neet neet alone in seat

all day long you beat your meat

got no girlfriend got no pride

always broke and dead inside

eat those tendies down those fries

out on the streets when mummy dies

Based

Woke

I left my previous job in january and in march i found new one, pandemic hit my country just few days before t was finalized so now im neeting again and back in my parenta house, was cool for a week but now i just want the suffering to end

nice blogpost

didnt read

mostly because I'm illiterate

Ill translate so youll understand: grug back in the cave with biggee grugs, grug sad because the big cough

your post is longer than 5 words

therefore didn't read

Fucking alt right troll, fu

what's a right troll

Read anti black, anti women (also woc), and anti homosensual

longer than 5 words

didn't read lol

You just got owned right tard and you know it

can you please stop posting long posts

I'm illiterate

are you being ableist

Virgin illiterate sh1tpo5ta VS chad college educated garage_flower in crippling life long debt

So your plan to end this suffering is to just sit around whining about it all day.

I am looking for a job, there is a shortage of them bow though so wish me luck

There is an abundance, you're just being picky. Less talking and more looking.

Im from poland dude, and yeah i can find a job as a pavement layer and there is nothing wrong with that but i aint gonna do that when i worked a corporate job three motnhs ago, you sound like youve never had a job tbh

I’m from Poland

Better get to bongistan before BoJo slams the new iron curtain down

get right in line behind the 4.4 million others 🀩

I'm a wagie and I #RAGIE

Being remote wagie fucking sucks. Atleast i still have the job i guess.

keep working hard for us we love you

Unironically yes. I’m confused, am I not supposed to be?

grill

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Being a wagie on full time telecommute during the coof is the best of both worlds

Not making money /r/wallstreetbets style