Awooga

1  2020-04-27 by Dipsticck

114 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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women only hold the value of their sexual attraction because their brains quit developing in the womb once androgen receptors activate

/science

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

(Anime guy holding a butterfly)

Is this iambic pentameter?

Well, he's not wrong...

She good milkers, me horny.

She good nice pair

I'm guessing this "ambassador" was from China.

From that funny country with the garish pastel pink and blue flag

Transillyvania?

Glorious Transnistria

She looks like a guy

A guy with giant milkers

If she wasn’t a butterface then she could actually rival Khazar Milkers

Those milkies are the only thing shes got going for her.

Up the Tab. I've checked the website this article's from nearly everyday for the past year and it's the first time I've seen it on reddit. Some of their articles rot your brain but it's my guilty pleasure and good for keeping up with what's going on at unis around the country.

Dude, 1st rule: don't put your dick in crazy.

You know for a fact she was subtly like ☺ but feigned outrage for the woke value.

Femcels are going to love this story.

dilate

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Bongs 🤢

"uni", "mum", and "mate" are indicators that you're dealing with an insufferable faggot.

yeah well at least the bongs don't say "i'm clearly bias here, but i could care less" like you fucking bergers every day

I don't know why Britbongs always assume a person is a burger when some random person insults them.

Did George Washington rape them that bad?

everyone on the internet is a berger until proven otherwise!

Ok berger

It's school not shooting range

Post teeth

Post foreskin

Post buttering knife

bongcel cope

Not having guns doesn’t make you cool

literally making yourself defenseless to pwn the conservatives

Not even the “self defense” argument, not owning guns is just gay. Imagine bragging about not being able to do something fun

Bongs out

"Uni" is really unforgivable. At least "mate" is a word, and "mum" is just a dialectical variation of "mom."

But must they abbreviate everything? It takes just as much time and effort to say or type 'university.'

This is your brain on surveillance cameras and blunt steak knives.

A mate is someone you fuck for life.

Do you fuck your friends?

Do you not?

Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?

Put a wig on him and some makeup and ask me again.

Yes?

Got room for one more?

Aussies do it too. Americans are just unbased retards that clap at themselves in the mirror. Get uni'd cunt.

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Persecuted for speaking the truth..

That man is the next Jesus!

The one with the milkers probably is an AHS jannie she has the haircut and the glasses

And the one who said they were 'nice milkers' is a MtF troid

You can’t make this shit up

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Dem tiddies help you get past dat face pretty easily doh

That's why paper bags were invented anyway

"Hey I could use these flimsy paper bags to carry my lunch after I plow this ugly chick"

Is it the face, or is it the gigantic clown glasses and half bowl cut that both look like they came from yesterday's fad catalogue?

Perhaps the giant owl taking up half her arm

The everlasting jobstopper

Yeah I know she's not bad at all if she got rid of all that lookitmeimsoquirky shit.

What are on about nigger look at her face

nazi

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England is still living in the late 2000s

I thought I was the only one who noticed

The (((nose)))

That look can work for some chicks but not most of the ones trying it.

Okay, sure, sorry. Let me fix it: your tits suck, they're terrible, what the fuck.

Absolutely, unequivocally, unfathomably, horrifyingly, infinitely, beautifully, cosmically based

Shut the fuck up. But you are correct.

S E E T H E

I'm building a pc today

Awesome

Thx

Welcome

based on what?

Based on the size of those milkers

You stole my line!

But seriously, nice bozonkas

Nice danglers.

The sexual harasser (Hannah Thompson) was in Japanese studies, loves anime, comments against TERFs and looks like https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/29/files/2020/04/hannah-thompson-fb.jpg

That's a dude (transwoman, MtF), not a woman. His name was scrubbed from the article for that reason.

When did troomers become so common?

Troid communities prey on autistic teenagers, while the the liberal half of the political compass gives implicit bonuses to all alphabet people (except Bisexuals, lol).

However only one letter is allowed to carry on being strictly heterosexual.

What do you mean? Bi/pan sexuals are the most woque of all tbh. Every basic white foid is pretending to be one these days and dunking on the fags and dykes

pretending and being are different

Yes, they pretend to be bi because it gives them big oppression points, which was my point

yeah but other OP was talking about the real life scenarios which are detrimental toward bi people not the fake ones

What? OP said the libleft give implicit bonuses to LGBT people except bis, which is untrue because they put bisexuals on a pedestal more than any other sexuality. They have a particular vendetta against white gay men who are- may allah forgive me for even uttering this word- cisgender

Umm, gays are cancelled too sweaty. Real lesbos also if you care about that 🤢

I've seen a huge rise in popularity of troomerism since Bruce Jenner transitioned

It's a fad . Like all fads it will fade away

Lolololol he tried to claim it was actually woke because they were TERF milkers 😂😂

"Oi guvnah imma hide me twigs n berries so's I can appear to be n ally of the bints so's I can make me move when they least 'spect i am i am"

Looks like a shitty wax figure

Yeah, course it was a troomeroid

I feel so naive and parochial; I was so confused as to why a woman would make a comment like that. Even a lesbian wouldn't be so crass.

It never occurred to me that it would be a tranny, but of course it is.

that's a dude

Thank you I was very confused

Please let him sue for transphobia. I love watching these people cannibalize each other.

LMAO

Is her cock bigger than yours?

Yes.

It's very unlikely.

>her

his

Suck the girlcock, bigot.

Shalom

Der Troomer strikes again.

Okay, tell me one thing- Who the fuck asked?

r/Deuxrama once again downvoting the lolcow to oblivion. r/drama fugees are getting out of control.

Lolololol OP is a r/moretankiechapo poster, what a usda choice lolcow indeed

Posts on stupidpol without a flair. Coward

Only a coward would cuck himself to annoying faggot jannies pestering about flair.

The Nazis had flair. They made the Jews wear it

who asked for more drama

Do you know where you are sweaty? Maybe stop jerking off to shemales for 5 minutes and appreciate some classic tranny drama

I did.

horrendously based

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Couldn't write it

Imagine being triggered by a compliment.